Unattended Merch
Description: A sneaky ferret makes off with a slice of pumpkin pie in "Unattended Pastry Breach," a holiday incident report with case numbers, an evidence log of crust fragments and whisker samples, a "Classified Evidence" stamp and a recovery chance of 0.0%. Sneaky, official and built for anyone who has turned around to find dessert missing. A fun pick for ferret owners, Thanksgiving bakers, pet parents with tiny criminals, or fans of deadpan paperwork humor.
Unattended Pastry Breach Funny Ferret Pie Thief Holiday Incident Report Tubular Bandit Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$17 $24
Snakes Will Steal Unattended Bicycles Road Sign Posters and Art
by Statewear
$10 $14
Distracted by Side Quests if Left Unattended Light Red Warning Label Sticker
by Wolfkin Design
$3.00 $3.50
Distracted by Side Quests if Left Unattended Light Yellow Warning Label Mug
by Wolfkin Design
$13 $18
Description: Never leave a gamer unattended. It doesn't matter where they are: office, airport, school, family vacation, etc.
Caution - Will Play Video Games If Left Unattended Kids Hoodie
by SignShirtz
$26 $36
Distracted by Side Quests if Left Unattended Dark Yellow Warning Label Sticker
by Wolfkin Design
$3.00 $3.50
Distracted by Side Quests if Left Unattended Dark Red Warning Label Mug
by Wolfkin Design
$13 $18
Distracted by Side Quests if Left Unattended Light Green Warning Label Pin
by Wolfkin Design
$2.75 $3.25
Distracted by Side Quests if Left Unattended Light Blue Warning Label Kids Hoodie
by Wolfkin Design
$26 $36
Distracted by Shiny Things if Left Unattended Dark Yellow Warning Label Tapestry
by Wolfkin Design
$23 $30
