Warning List Tapestries
Description: This bold design mimics a public sign but takes it to an absurd extreme, listing everything from farting to excreting pus in a hilarious and graphic “thank you” message. With blunt typography and over-the-top gross humor, it’s perfect for fans of edgy, offbeat comedy and shock-value jokes.
Thank You for Not Being Disgusting Sign Tapestry
by Victor Shadehorn
$23 $30
Description: A retro-style portrayal of a raccoon with its mouth open, baring sharp teeth. The text "IF I EVER GET RABIES, YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITTEN' LIST" encircles the creature. Botanical elements with flowers and leaves frame the raccoon.
Raccoon Rabies Warning "You're High On My Bitten List" Tapestry
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$23 $30
Description: A distressed white graphic featuring an aggressive raccoon with bared teeth, surrounded by barbed wire. Text above reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES" and text below reads "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST". The raccoon's face is detailed with sharp lines and a fierce expression.
Raccoon "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List" Tapestry
by FARMERSTYLESS
$23 $30
Description: You better watch out... because Santa's watching, and he’s not messing around. 🎅💢 This intense “Santa Is Watching” design puts a twist on the classic holiday warning. With bold, propaganda-style art and a stern Saint Nick pointing straight at you, it's perfect for holiday parties, festive memes, or just keeping the naughty list in check. Whether you’re joking with coworkers, scaring the kids straight, or embracing Christmas chaos, this shirt delivers holiday cheer with a side of intimidation.
Santa Is Watching – Funny Christmas Surveillance Tapestry
by Victor Shadehorn
$23 $30
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Tapestry
by Fahidy
$23 $30
