Warning List Merch
Description: This bold design mimics a public sign but takes it to an absurd extreme, listing everything from farting to excreting pus in a hilarious and graphic “thank you” message. With blunt typography and over-the-top gross humor, it’s perfect for fans of edgy, offbeat comedy and shock-value jokes.
Description: A retro-style portrayal of a raccoon with its mouth open, baring sharp teeth. The text "IF I EVER GET RABIES, YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITTEN' LIST" encircles the creature. Botanical elements with flowers and leaves frame the raccoon.
Raccoon Rabies Warning "You're High On My Bitten List" Posters and Art
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$10 $14
Description: A black background design featuring stylized golden wrenches crossed at the top with three stars above them. Large yellow text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE". Below a golden line, white text lists pricing tiers: "$100 /HR STANDARD", "$150 /HR IF YOU WATCH", "$175 /HR IF YOU WATED", "$200 /HR". Further text reads "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST" and "IF TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Mechanic Hourly Rate with Pricing and Instructions Crewneck Sweatshirt
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$28 $35
Description: A distressed white graphic featuring an aggressive raccoon with bared teeth, surrounded by barbed wire. Text above reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES" and text below reads "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST". The raccoon's face is detailed with sharp lines and a fierce expression.
Raccoon "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List" Posters and Art
by FARMERSTYLESS
$10 $14
Description: A close-up, aggressive depiction of a raccoon with its mouth wide open, revealing sharp teeth. The raccoon has a fierce expression and is positioned against a black background. Two lines of text are present: 'IF I EVER GET RABIES' at the top and 'YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST' at the bottom, both in distressed capital letters.
Aggressive Raccoon "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bidin' List" Sticker
by lauren dephyls studio
$3.00 $3.50
Description: You better watch out... because Santa's watching, and he’s not messing around. 🎅💢 This intense “Santa Is Watching” design puts a twist on the classic holiday warning. With bold, propaganda-style art and a stern Saint Nick pointing straight at you, it's perfect for holiday parties, festive memes, or just keeping the naughty list in check. Whether you’re joking with coworkers, scaring the kids straight, or embracing Christmas chaos, this shirt delivers holiday cheer with a side of intimidation.
