Zooniverse Tapestries

Come to Zooniverse and see the mighty Bollo, the resident shaman Naboo and the Jungle room that no one goes into.

If your life isn't going to well and you need to stay calm then just stare at the kittens.

Made from the tears of Robert Smith

Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discreet Ooh cheese, ooh cheese

When you need a jazz fusion guitarist with a door in his afro then Rudi is the one for you.

You know you've made it if you get a contract with Pie Faced Records and play a gig at the Velvet Onion.

You know you've made it if you get a contract with Pie Face Records.

If you don't like rock, jazz, or slap bass then you're probably like Vince Noir and are an Electro Ponce.

Put this on your hair and it'll make each follicle as strong as a horses leg.

A-Charlie come A-Charlie come A-Bubblegum Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare Charlie Pink Mr Doom Feel my chewy justice

When you need a jazz fusion guitarist with a door in his afro then Rudi is the one for you.

Your one stop shop for shaman supplies.

Off to Monkey hell?

When you need a jazz fusion guitarist with a door in his afro then Rudi is the one for you.