Termination Merch
Description: The Substance is a 2024 satirical body horror film written, directed, co-edited, and co-produced by Coralie Fargeat. It follows a fading celebrity, Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) who, after being fired by her producer (Dennis Quaid) due to her age, uses a black market drug that creates a much younger version of herself (Margaret Qualley) with unexpected side effects.
Description: A dark and ominous scene featuring a skeletal figure in a hooded robe standing amidst ruins and thorny branches. The text 'DANGER LEVEL TERMINATION' is displayed in a sharp, gothic font at the top, with 'DO YOU WISH TO PROCEED?' below the figure. The style is highly detailed and macabre.
Danger Level Termination Grim Reaper Question Crewneck Sweatshirt
by kuzza.co
$28 $35
Description: A 16-bit pixel art orange cat sitting at a desk looking completely shocked at a "FIRED" termination notice on the computer monitors, featuring the painfully relatable retro text "Skipping Class: Easy / Skipping Work: Fired." Perfect for tired employees, chronic procrastinators, and anyone who misses the simple days of skipping school!
HR's Worst Nightmare! Funny Fired, Last Warning And Staff Sticker
by SWIFRY
$3.00 $3.50
