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Thanks for the F-Shack. Love Dirty Mike and the Boys Phone Case
by DarkLordPug
$17 $23
Description: Perfect scripture verse for Thanksgiving from 1 Thes 5:18: "In every thing give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you." Bible verse is surrounded by a simple fall pumpkin wreath.
In Every Thing Give Thanks Wreath Tank Top
by Simply Robin Creations
$16 $21
Description: This will all end in tears. Depressed, hopeless, desperate? Don't panic, vote Marvin, the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy). 42 is the answer. No Hope!
No Hope Sign - Vote Marvin Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Shorts
by BlancaVidal
$21 $27
Description: For those moments when you’re just not in the mood and unapologetically owning it, this piece speaks to your inner boundary-setter. It’s the perfect blend of sass and self-care, reminding everyone that “no” is a complete sentence—served with a side of humor.
Due to not wanting to, I will not. Thanks Sticker
by weirdly weird
$3.00 $3.50
Description: After an elitist 80's housewife bangs a gigolo stud she runs over a hitchhiker on her way home to cover up her affair from her husband. But the Hitchhiker has other plans by refusing to accept his fate until the wretched woman who murdered him joins him in oblivion. "Thanks for the ride lady!" by pop artist Hal Hefner
Description: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a 2005 British-American science fiction comedy film directed by Garth Jennings, based upon previous works in the media franchise of the same name, created by Douglas Adams. It stars Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, Martin Freeman, Bill Nighy, Anna Chancellor, John Malkovich, and the voices of Stephen Fry, Helen Mirren, Thomas Lennon, Richard Griffiths, Ian McNeice, Bill Bailey and Alan Rickman. Adams co-wrote the screenplay with Karey Kirkpatrick but died in 2001, before production began; the film is dedicated to him. The film grossed over $100 million worldwide.
Description: Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.
Hitchhikers Code To The Galaxy Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by The Offensive Dot Com
$17 $24
Marvin Advice - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Baseball T-Shirt
by OtakuPapercraft
$19 $26
Description: A cream-colored kitten dressed in Monalisa's pose, with the phrase "Smile? No thanks" around her. A mix of art and humor perfect for antisocials.
Smile No Thanks Monalisa Cat by Tobe Fonseca Baseball T-Shirt
by Tobe Fonseca
$19 $26
Description: This No Thanks shirt delivers the perfect dose of dry humor with a bold, minimalist design. Ideal for introverts, sarcasm lovers, or anyone who just isn’t in the mood, this graphic tee features a simple white font that speaks volumes. A great gift for those who appreciate subtle yet direct humor in their wardrobe.
No Thanks Funny Minimalist Statement Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by ölümprints
$16 $24
Thanks for the memories Betty White 1922-2021 Kids Hoodie
by Kristy
$26 $36
Description: Quote from Talladega nights movie Dear Lord Thanks You For My Red-Ht Smokin' Wife set in a textured font.
Dear Lord Thanks You For My Red-Hot Smokin' Wife Sticker
by DavidLoblaw
$3.00 $3.50
