The Cable Guy Merch
Description: The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
Description: Imagine growing up with TV as your parent: It teaches you how to behave, what's appropriate, and what's healthy in relationships and in life. Scary. That's what happened to Chip, who has Jerry Springer's pop wisdom, sports movies' unbridled machismo, and a soap-operatic view of love. In other words, he's a sociopath. Meanwhile, Steven just wants his cable hooked up. Chip is the tardy and over-the-top guy who hooks him up. Right away, Chip is too familiar, too clingy, and too interested in being Steven's friend. Soon, he's shanghai'ing Steven into a trip up to see the cable satellite and showing up unbidden at a pickup basketball game. He's loud, he quotes too many TV shows and movies, and he has no social skills.
Description: A stylized cartoon figure with green skin, glasses, and a blue checked shirt is shown tangled in numerous black electrical cords. The text "the cable guy" is prominently displayed in white script next to the figure. The background is solid black, with more black cords creating a chaotic visual.
Description: A cartoon-style figure with green skin and a blue long-sleeved shirt is entangled in black cords. The figure holds a black electrical plug and has a perplexed expression, with a question mark above its head. The text 'THE CABLE GUY' is displayed in bold white lettering at the bottom.
