The Critic Merch

Description: On the Shermometer...

Description: A quick design.

Description: Some people listen to their hearts - Jay Sherman listens to his stomach. It stinks!

Description: The Critic quote by Theodore Roosevelt

Description: A second design for the shirt.

Description: How evil are you?

Description: A funny grumpy cat sees its own inner critic in the mirror.

Description: Declare your snacking authority with this bold athletic design. A hilarious foodie dad gift for the ultimate junk food enthusiast. This unique appreciation gift brings smiles to any casual outing or family gathering.

Description: A humorous cat design featuring a feline looking at its reflection with a grumpy face, representing self-criticism and inner reflection.

Description: A wide-eyed black cat grips the shredded curtains and peers through the damage. Curtain Critic gives destructive decorating a professional title, in a rough collage of torn paper and bright crooked tape.

Description: My little food critic <3 probably not one for cat lovers :/

Description: Van Gone

Description: Oh my god, we left Kevin! and he's only 25 years old!

Description: "Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS!!!" Jon Lovitz nailed the part of Jimmie Moore in the 1998 cult classic film The Wedding Singer starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Steve Buscemi, Billy Idol, and many other fabulous actors, comedians, and musicians. This design is a tribute to one of the most beloved scenes in the movie (as well as one of the most quotes lines from the script). CHAKA KHAN!!!!!

Description: Hachi Machi Future man design

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: Old School

Description: Edgy retro comic block halftone print layout showing a vintage tv set screen reading Are The Assholes Still In Charge?. Ironic political media critic meme.

Description: The Lying King political satire for critics. Perfect for resistance and political humor enthusiasts.

Description: my contempt for the state is infinite

Description: my contempt for the state is infinite

Description: The One Wish Willow is a cursed, supernatural novelty stick from the 2026 indie horror film Obsession (directed by Curry Barker). Operating on the "be careful what you wish for" trope, users break the stick in half to make a single wish, which invariably manifests with dark, terrifying consequences.

Description: Frank Reynolds - Ongo Gablogian

Description: TABI Cat Curiosities is a fictional toy and novelty company from the 2026 supernatural horror film Obsession. The fictional corporation is famous for manufacturing the "One Wish Willow," a twisted, dark take on classic genie-in-a-bottle tropes with terrifying, monkey's-paw-style consequences.

Description: Political Satire Design For Anti Trump Supporters. Features The Lying King. Perfect For Liberal Voters Expressing Political Dissent And Commentary.

Description: The Lying King political satire for anti Trump supporters. This design targets those who oppose President Donald Trump, expressing political dissent.

Description: Unpaid Movie Critic Living The Cna Life Funny Popcorn

Description: Le Critique – A sharp, witty design featuring the classic French word for "The Critic." Styled in the timeless blue, white, and red colors of the French flag. Perfect for film buffs, food reviewers, opinionated thinkers, and Francophiles looking for an easy everyday t-shirt, sticker, or clever gift. Grab yours today!

Description: William Hazlitt quote: Look up, laugh loud, talk big, keep the colour in your cheek and the fire in your eye, adorn your person, maintain your health, your beauty, and your animal spirits, and you will pass for a fine man.

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: Portrait of the Writer Margaret Atwood

Description: William Hazlitt quote: Genius, like humanity, rusts for want of use.

Description: Believe nothing you hear, and only half what you see.

Description: Wear your favorite food critic’s swag!

Description: With this image, we celebrate American writer Ralph Ellison, the author of Invisible Man.