The Knife Merch
Description: The Knife inspired vintage artwork featuring a dark distressed portrait aesthetic. A design for fans of the Swedish electronic duo, experimental pop, synth-pop, indie electronic music, alternative electronic music and underground Scandinavian music. Perfect for The Knife fans and listeners drawn to dark, unconventional electronic sounds.
Description: A cartoon black cat with large green eyes holds a knife with a red stained blade. The cat is positioned in front of a retro-style sunset with horizontal stripes of red, orange, cream, and teal. The text "I HAVE STABILITY THE ABILITY TO STAB" is written in a distressed white font below the cat.
Description: A black and white drawing features a startled raccoon holding a coffee cup in its left hand and a small sword in its right. The raccoon has wide eyes and steam rises from the coffee. Text above reads "Okay, I'm Here..." and text below reads "Where's The Work?" in a bold, block font. The style is illustrative and somewhat distressed.
Raccoon With Sword Coffee And Knife "Okay, I'm Here... Where's The Work?" Kids T-Shirt
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$19
Description: Unleash chaos with this hilarious stabby duck design! A cute white duck in a blue bow tie grips a knife, declaring “I HAVE STABILITY. THE ABILITY TO STAB.” A perfect dark humor pun for meme lovers and fans of cute-but-deadly vibes. Great as a funny, edgy gift or for anyone who loves sarcastic animal humor, this high-quality, comfy tee is made to stand out and get laughs wherever you go.
Description: A retro-style composition featuring a smiling woman in a green apron holding a bloodied cleaver. She is standing next to a pot containing severed limbs. Vegetables, including broccoli and tomatoes, and a skull are displayed in the foreground. The text reads 'IF WE EAT JUST ONE BILLIONAIRE the rest will fall an line'.
Description: Embrace your inner chaotic neutral with this hilarious design featuring a cute, rosy-cheeked duckling holding a chef's knife. Combining a wholesome retro circle badge aesthetic with an unhinged dark humor pun, this is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, internet memes, and a touch of deadly cuteness. Perfect as a funny gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself, it looks incredible on t-shirts, hoodies, laptop stickers, and coffee mugs. Show off your unique sense of humor and let everyone know that your stability is actually just the ability to stab.
Description: A circular emblem featuring a skull in a red hooded robe, cradling a blue and green globe with skeletal hands. A knife with a red accent is slicing the globe. Mountains and a crescent moon are visible in the background with stars. The text "THE FLATLINERS" arcs above the central figure.
