The Meter Merch
Description: Trek the trails and navigate the chaos with this comical "Bullshit Levels Extreme Today" design! Showcasing a hiker at a state park sign alerting to perilously high "bullshit levels," this shirt is a hit for those who believe the great outdoors remains untouched by political absurdity.
Bullshit Levels Extreme Today - Proceed with Caution Hat
by Blended Designs
$12 $19
Description: A striking square composition featuring the words "THE VELVET UNDERGROUND" in bold, distressed white lettering against a black background. Below this text is a lit VU meter with markings from -20 to +3 dB, displaying "VU" in large letters. Partially visible at the top and bottom edges is a stylized yellow and black banana.
Description: What if the Ultimate Warrior was a cryptid? Check out the Bigfoot Society Podcast!
THE ULTIMATE VISITOR - VAN METER VISITOR IOWA Crewneck Sweatshirt
by bigfootsociety
$27 $35
Description: Van Meter Missouri MO Parks Tree and Forest, where pines whisper and shaded trails lead to quiet wonders.
Van Meter Missouri MO Parks Tree and Forest - Secrets of the Pines Phone Case
by VincenGleqa
$17 $23
Description: A vintage-style VU meter with a needle pointing towards 10. The meter displays the text 'VU' prominently. Below the meter, the song title 'Stephanie Says' and the artist 'The Velvet Underground' are displayed, reminiscent of a music playback interface. The overall aesthetic is retro.
VU Meter Stephanie Says The Velvet Underground Retro Crewneck Sweatshirt
by The Jersey Rejects
$27 $35
Description: Displays an overloaded pressure gauge tracking stress levels during the first meeting with future in-laws. Hilarious gift for newly engaged couples, future sons or daughters-in-law, and family holiday survival.
Future In-Laws Stress Meter First Meeting Protocol Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by PopArtyParty
$16 $24
Description: Johnny Blue Skies And The Dark Clouds Fall 2026 Tour featuring audio meter artwork. A distinctive music design celebrating the band’s fall tour.
Johnny Blue Skies And The Dark Clouds Fall Tour 2026 Pillow
by vibestudios
$23 $28
Description: The funny thing to wear this shirt, is people literally laugh out loud or yell "nice tshirt" when you walking down the street. Compliments accepted
Social distancing - Single or taken funny gift Pillow
by Flipodesigner
$23 $28
Description: The funny thing to wear this shirt, is people literally laugh out loud or yell "nice tshirt" when you walking down the street. Compliments accepted
Social distancing - funny air hugs Posters and Art
by Flipodesigner
$10 $14
Description: A bold white text reads "THE HVAC GANG" across the center. To the left, a gauge with colored segments (blue, green, yellow, red) is enclosed in a curved white shape. A large white lightning bolt is positioned behind the text. On the right, a character wearing a fedora, sunglasses, and a bandana covering their face is depicted.
Description: In the future, a sadistic gang leader is imprisoned and volunteers for a conduct-aversion experiment, but it doesn't go as planned.
No time for the old in-n-out, love, I've just come to read the meter. Baseball T-Shirt
by Obstinator
$19 $26
bigfoot social distancing - Funny Quarantine Quotes Tank Top
by ARTINAF
$16 $21
Social Distancing Fishing - Funny Quarantine Quotes Pin
by ARTINAF
$2.75 $3.25
ParkNsons Hard Stuff 10 on the suck-o-tude meter Posters and Art
by ParkNsonsTshirts
$10 $14
