Thermonuclear Merch

Description: List of games from the seminal 1983 Cold War sci-fi thriller, War Games, where kids inadvertently trigger a nuclear stand-off with Russia while playing a video game against a NORAD supercomputer called WOPR.

Description: Classic line from the seminal 1983 Cold War sci-fi thriller, War Games, where kids inadvertently trigger a nuclear stand-off with Russia while playing a video game against a NORAD supercomputer called WOPR.

Description: The moment a NORAD supercomputer, WOPR, discovers nobody can win a game of Global Thermonuclear War, from the seminal 1983 Cold War sci-fi thriller, War Games – where kids inadvertently trigger a nuclear stand-off with Russia while playing with it.

Description: Shall we play a game?

Description: Would you like to play a game?

Description: A minimalist, retro-style computer screen display featuring text in a monospaced font. The text reads 'GAMES', '[Games] STRATEGIC AND TACTICAL GAMES', a list of seemingly random words 'GEAMU TRIINU', 'STTRERESTALILE', 'DUFLOPENINGEN', 'BLUGNHONCE', and the prominent phrase 'GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR'.

Description: War Games...kind of.

Description: Carnivore Thermonuclear Warriors

Description: Greetings. Dr. Falken. Shall We play a game?

Description: A stark black background with white text listing various game categories. The text includes "GAMES", "CLASSIC", "CLASSIC CARD", "BARD & BOARD", "FOTFOMES", "NGRRESIVE MILITARY", "AGRRESIVE", "AGGRESIVE", "AGILTARY SIMULATIONS", and "GLOBAL THERMONUCLERB WAR". A small checkbox and cursor icon are also present at the bottom.

Description: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Description: good ol' dot matrix font

Description: Whether you're at DEFCON 5 of DEFCON 1, don't mess with Joshua.

Description: Classic line from the seminal 1983 Cold War sci-fi thriller, War Games, where kids inadvertently trigger a nuclear stand-off with Russia while playing a video game against a NORAD supercomputer called WOPR.

Description: Invitation to play chess from the seminal 1983 Cold War sci-fi thriller, War Games, where kids inadvertently trigger a nuclear stand-off with Russia while playing a video game against a NORAD supercomputer called WOPR.

Description: No, they don't have "WOPR."

Description: A white text-based composition on a black background, resembling a command-line interface. It lists "LIST GAMES" followed by numbered items and standalone phrases, including "GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR." A small square checkbox and cursor icon are present at the bottom left.

Description: Thermonuclear Attack on Heaven's Metal Streaming Radio T-shirt.

Description: How about global thermonuclear war?

Description: We are all THERMONUCLEAR AF when you really think about it.

Description: Invitation to play chess from the seminal 1983 Cold War sci-fi thriller, War Games, where kids inadvertently trigger a nuclear stand-off with Russia while playing a video game against a NORAD supercomputer called WOPR.

Description: That is quite clear, the only way to win is not to play.