This Or That Merch

Description: Émile Zola quote: “You don't understand this language, old fellow: otherwise you'd know that action contains its own reward. To act, to create, to fight against facts, to overcome them or be overcome by them—the whole of human health and happiness is made up of that!”

Description: Christine de Pizan quote: I do not consider my deeds or my knowledge to be a great thing. The only fact is — and I can say this honestly — that I love learning and a solitary life.

Description: Lou Andreas-Salomé quote: How do I imagine love? This is quite uncomplicated -- very simple and wholesome. I would compare it with things that are least demonic or romantic, like the daily bread that is blessed and stills our hunger, like the stream of air that comes into our home to refresh us. In one word, with that which is most important, most beautiful, and most natural, on which we most depend and about which we do not need to engage in empty rhetoric.

Description: Mary Wollstonecraft quote: It appears to me impossible that I should cease to exist, or that this active, restless spirit, equally alive to joy and sorrow, should only be organised dust — ready to fly abroad the moment the spring snaps, or the spark goes out which kept it together. Surely something resides in this heart that is not perishable, and life is more than a dream.

Description: This or That, This or That....

Description: Barkeus, a doggo with mischievous intentions, plots to filch treasures with his stealthy moves and piercing eyes.

Description: A haughty boxer dog in a red satin robe and red gloves stands beside a suited man with a leather briefcase for a head, coffee in hand, as the brush script "Boxers or Briefs?" turns a classic question into a literal visual pun. Witty, dry and built for anyone who loves a clever pun and a dog with attitude. A fun pick for dog lovers, boxer owners, boxing fans, office humor fans and punsters.

Description: Barkeus, a doggo with mischievous intentions, plots to filch treasures with his stealthy moves and piercing eyes.

Description: A thumbs-up bird in a red striped tracksuit raises a steaming sunshine coffee cup beside a droopy-eyed owl in a navy robe and owl slippers glowing over a phone under a crescent moon, as the cream script "Early Bird or Night Owl?" splits the world into two sleep schedules. Funny, cozy and built for anyone who knows exactly when their brain turns on. A fun pick for morning people, night owls, coffee lovers, bird fans and anyone still scrolling at midnight.

Description: A tall, battle-worn dog stands in silence, sword gripped tight in both scarred paws. His eyes are cold, unreadable. The air around him hums with old wars and older truths. He says, “You cannot hurt me in a way that matters.” That is Rukan Shattervale, loyal to nothing but the code.

Description: A retro-style graphic depicting a lone angler with a fishing rod by a lake, mountains, and pine trees in the background. Text reads 'BORN TO FISH, FORCED TO WORK...OR AM I?', 'THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY...', 'JUST ONE MORE CAST...', 'GEARED UP FOR ADVENTURE!', 'CALLED IN SICK FOR THIS!', and 'Risk it?'.

Description: A flower-crowned free spirit in a red embroidered dress and sandals holds up a jar of chunky crunchy peanut butter beside a slick saxophonist in a navy blazer playing it cool, as the cream script "Crunchy or Smooth?" frames the sticky pantry debate as a clash of personalities. Groovy, suave and built for anyone who has a firm side on the peanut butter question. A fun pick for peanut butter lovers, jazz fans, retro style fans, foodies and anyone who knows exactly how they like it.

Description: A glamorous stack of pancakes with a butter pat on top and a ribbon of syrup strikes a pose beside a cheerful waffle in denim overalls with whipped cream pigtails and little red bows, as the cream script "Pancakes or Waffles?" settles nothing and starts everything. Sweet, retro and built for anyone with strong opinions at the breakfast table. A fun pick for breakfast lovers, brunch hosts, diner fans, foodies and anyone who has to pick a side.

Description: A glamorous ginger-root woman in a leaf hat and sparkly bodysuit poses beside a pigtailed girl in a red crop top and denim shorts, each framed by her own maroon circle, as the cream script "Ginger or Mary Ann?" poses the great classic TV question. Playful, retro and built for anyone who loves a root vegetable pun and a good friendly argument. A fun pick for classic TV fans, foodies, ginger lovers, trivia buffs and anyone who has strong opinions about this one.

Description: Two smirking paper rolls stand in overlapping maroon circles, one in a red bow tie with arms crossed and the other in cuffed denim shorts with hands in its pockets, as the cream script "Over or Under?" reopens the oldest household debate. Cheeky, retro and built for anyone who has ever turned a roll around when nobody was looking. A fun pick for couples, roommates, bathroom humor fans, debate lovers and anyone with a firm stance on the roll.

Description: A black circular emblem with white text. The outer circle features dots and the text 'THE CHOICE IS YOURS' and 'THIS OR THAT DO DAH DIPIDY DAN'. Inside, it reads 'ENGINE NO. 9' in large block letters, with 'NY TRANSIT LINE' below.

Description: A tall, battle-worn dog stands in silence, sword gripped tight in both scarred paws. His eyes are cold, unreadable. The air around him hums with old wars and older truths. He says, “You cannot hurt me in a way that matters.” That is Rukan Shattervale, loyal to nothing but the code.