Acquisition Pillows
Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.
Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.
Description: Set out on a fun road trip adventure with the Fart Fabric Acquisition Quilting Sewing Knitting collection. Enjoy creating unique quilts, garments, and accessories with this versatile fabric. Whether you're a beginner or an experienced crafter, this collection is perfect for all your sewing and knitting projects.
Description: Calling all fabric lovers, quilters, and sewing enthusiasts! F.A.R.T. stands for Fabric Acquisition Road Trip — because every fabric shopping adventure deserves its own name! Featuring a colorful vintage-inspired illustration of a sewing machine, beautiful fabric stacks, thread spools, scissors, and sewing essentials, this playful design celebrates the irresistible joy of collecting fabric and discovering new materials. Perfect for quilters, seamstresses, sewists, crafters, quilting addicts, and anyone who can never resist one more trip to the fabric store. It also makes a fun gift for sewing friends, quilting groups, craft lovers, and creative hobbyists.
F.A.R.T. Fabric Acquisition Road Trip Funny Sewing & Quilting Design humor Pillow
by Quirky Line Art
$28
Description: United States Steel Corporation, more commonly known as U.S. Steel, is an American integrated steel producer headquartered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with production operations primarily in the United States of America and in Central Europe. The company produces and sells steel products, including flat-rolled and tubular products for customers in industries across automotive, construction, consumer, electrical, industrial equipment, distribution, and energy. Operations also include iron ore and coke production facilities.
Description: A vintage-inspired mid-century arrangement of multiple instruments surrounds the humorous phrase 'It's Not Hoarding If It's Guitars'. Created for band members, music teachers, and instrument collectors who can never own too many pieces of gear. Makes a great addition for birthdays, rehearsals, or Father's Day.
Description: Can't Have Just One Guitar. Every guitarist knows the feeling! This vintage-inspired design captures the true spirit of guitar acquisition syndrome with a diverse lineup of acoustic and electric guitars. Perfect for any musician or collector who understands the joy and endless passion of needing more guitars. With its retro 70s style and warm earthy tones, it's a nostalgic nod to the guitar life. Show off your love for collecting guitars and your deep connection to music.
Description: Guitars Are Like Potato Chips, and for dedicated musicians, you truly cant have just one. Embrace your Gear Acquisition Syndrome with this witty and sophisticated retro-modern design. It features four iconic electric guitars, including Stratocaster style, Les Paul style, and Archtop models, intertwined with abstract geometric shapes in a bold mustard yellow, cream, and black palette. Perfect for guitarists, multi-instrumentalists, and music collectors who appreciate modern aesthetics and a good laugh about their endless pursuit of instruments. This evergreen design makes an ideal present for Father's Day, a musician's birthday, or just because you know a true guitar fanatic.
Description: A colorful and whimsical graphic featuring a teal sewing machine with pink accents, sewing a patchwork quilt. Stacked books, spools of thread, and floral elements surround the machine. The top reads "F.A.R.T." and the bottom reads "FABRIC ACQUISITION ROAD TRIP" with flower accents.
Description: Every applicant has heard it. Every recruiter has said it. Two résumés printed as a two-plate print poster in HR orange and cobalt, stamped FILED, with the promise underneath: it's in a very good folder. Part of the same recruiter line as Every Résumé Fits. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99347561-we-ll-keep-your-resume-on-file-recruiter-humor-lig
Description: Every applicant has heard it. Every recruiter has said it. Two résumés printed as a two-plate print poster in HR orange and cobalt, stamped FILED, with the promise underneath: it's in a very good folder. Part of the same recruiter line as Every Résumé Fits. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99347560-we-ll-keep-your-resume-on-file-recruiter-humor
Description: For the interviewer who actually read the resume. Sunny on Monday, snow by Thursday, and none of it matters, because the first question is about page 2, line 14. A four-day forecast drawn in one line weight, stamped SKIPPED in HR orange. It sits with I Read the Whole Cover Letter in the same recruiter line. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346722-we-can-skip-the-weather-recruiter-interview-humor
