Corporate Recruiter Pillows
Description: A requisition that never closes, printed like an export from the system it lives in: 187 days, 412 applicants, nobody shortlisted, and a hiring manager who says ASAP. For the person who keeps that req open.
Still Open — Recruiter Requisition Status Design (Light Shirts) Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: A hiring scorecard printed the way it should be filled in: four things you can actually watch someone do, each with a 1–5 scale, and four that are just being like the rest of us, struck out. For the people who run structured interviews and get asked about team fit anyway.
Fit Is a Behaviour, Not a Vibe — Recruiter and HR Scorecard Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: For the person who actually reads the whole thing. A cover letter drawn as four labelled paragraphs with a reading progress bar taken all the way to 100%, and the last line underlined. Part of my HR series.
I Read the Whole Cover Letter — Recruiter and HR Design Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: A hiring scorecard printed the way it should be filled in: four things you can actually watch someone do, each with a 1–5 scale, and four that are just being like the rest of us, struck out. For the people who run structured interviews and get asked about team fit anyway.
Fit Is a Behaviour, Not a Vibe — Recruiter and HR Scorecard (Light Shirts) Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: A typographic design for people who read résumés for a living: five identical candidates, one shortlist, and the quiet joke every recruiter knows. Drawn as a series in the colors of my HR line.
Every Resume Fits. That's the Problem — Recruiter and HR Typographic Design Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: For the person who actually reads the whole thing. A cover letter drawn as four labelled paragraphs with a reading progress bar taken all the way to 100%, and the last line underlined. Part of my HR series.
I Read the Whole Cover Letter — Recruiter and HR Design (Light Shirts) Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: A typographic design for people who read résumés for a living: five identical candidates, one shortlist, and the quiet joke every recruiter knows. Drawn as a series in the colors of my HR line.
Every Resume Fits. That's the Problem — Recruiter and HR Design (Light Shirts) Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.
I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It Funny Pillow
by YaY Artiste
$23 $28
Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.
I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It Funny Pillow
by YaY Artiste
$23 $28
Description: This design celebrates Human Resources professionals and office workers with workplace humor. Featuring the bold statement Be The Reason HR Updates Their Training, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates a funny corporate joke or a sarcastic take on company policies and employee training. Ideal for HR managers, recruiters, and corporate staff.
Be The Reason HR Updates Their Training Human Resources Office Humor Corporate Professional Pillow
by JaskconLIfe23
$23 $28
Description: The annual performance review seen from the HR side: 412 people reviewed, a five-point scale actually used at three points, 26 hours of calibration, and outcomes changed: zero. Twelve months. Three boxes. A deadpan data panel for anyone who runs the process, sits through the calibration meeting, or has ever been told they meet expectations. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917294-meets-expectations-annual-review-panel-light-shirt
Description: The annual performance review seen from the HR side: 412 people reviewed, a five-point scale actually used at three points, 26 hours of calibration, and outcomes changed: zero. Twelve months. Three boxes. A deadpan data panel for anyone who runs the process, sits through the calibration meeting, or has ever been told they meet expectations. This one prints in the color for light garments. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917573-meets-expectations-annual-review-panel
Meets Expectations - Annual Review Panel (Light Shirts) Pillow
by BENIA B
$23 $28
