Embalmer Pillows

Description: Rated E for Ewww…”Embalmer” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Description: Cool text design “Embalmer” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Description: I Have Two Titles, DAD and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or Mortuary Science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Description: #embalmer with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun design for a man or woman mortician, embalmer, future embalmer, mortuary science student or undertaker who works at a funeral home.

Description: Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Description: Two skull outlines framed by scrolls, embalming trocars and the words "You'd Drink Too If You've Seen What I've Seen". Great for any Embalmer, Mortician or Funeral Director. Fun drinking party design. Unique mortuary humor for anyone in the Funeral industry or a Mortuary Science student. Original Graveyard Gossip saying & design.

Description: The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

Description: Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

Description: Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Description: Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

Description: I Have Two Titles, MOM and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Description: Id Rather Be Embalming

Description: Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

Description: Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Description: Have you thanked your local Embalmer today?

Description: Aesop Carl

Description: Unique and funny saying for a mortician or embalmer who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Embalmer: Don't Ask Me About My Day- You Couldn't Handle It. Great for a Mortuary Science College student and future embalmer

Description: Licensed Funeral Director And Embalmer Heart Job Title

Description: For those with a taste for dark humor, this “Last Responder” design is a perfect fit. Featuring a retro hearse with a cheeky “Adios” license plate, this tee is ideal for morticians, funeral directors, goths, and anyone who loves spooky humor with a clever twist. Great conversation starter for Halloween parties, car enthusiasts with a love for hearses, or fans of macabre comedy. Whether you’re into creepy cool style or just enjoy a good pun, this shirt makes a killer statement.

Description: Rated E for Ewww…”Mortician” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: old school...

Description: Our "Funny Embalmer Sayings My Day Begins When Your Day Ends Mortician Gift " is the perfect artwork and design for morticians or embalmers. Also a great gift idea for a Birthday, Christmas and Any Occasions for Men, and Women.

Description: Last Responder with a winged trocar caduceus in a coffin design. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. Honor funeral directors and mortuary staff who have the tough job of last responder. Original design by Graveyard Gossip.

Description: Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Description: Funeral for a friend.

Description: I Only Pause My Game to Drive My Hearse. Funny saying with a cool hotrod hearse drawing. Great idea for a hearse driver who loves to play video games. Fun video gaming quote design for your next hearse car club gathering or show. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, Funeral Director or hearse owner.

Description: Embalmer Projectile Vomit Death Metal Band

Description: Are you a funny funeral director, mortician or death care professional who handles life’s most delicate moments with grace, compassion, and a touch of dark humor? Then this design is for just you to show your quiet pride!

Description: Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Description: Our "Mortician Morgue Mortuary Embalming Profession Gift Never Cross A Woman That Can Embalm And Talk About Lunch" is the perfect artwork and design for embalmers or mortician. Also a great gift idea for a Birthday, Christmas and Any Occasions for Men, Women, and Kids.

Description: Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a cremationist With an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery. Perfect cremation joke, gag design for a cremationist or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Description: MORTICIAN

Description: Minimalist design fitting for massage therapists who loves sarcasm. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves dark humor. Design is also fitting in time for MT day May 1st.

Description: Dark humor cremation joke design. Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Body t-shirt. Funny workout gym outfit , great funny idea for everyone who is on a diet or enjoy working out in the gym. Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Body shirt will be a great gift for women, men who love gym.

Description: Of Corpse i drive a Hearse Morticans and Funeral Director. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motive with a Hearse and The Quote: Of Corpse i drive a Hearse Outfit for Morticians, Funeral Dirctors and Embalmers Outfit for Funeral Director and Morticians Morque perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Outfit for Funeral Director and Morticians Morque