Embalmer Shorts
Description: Two skull outlines framed by scrolls, embalming trocars and the words "You'd Drink Too If You've Seen What I've Seen". Great for any Embalmer, Mortician or Funeral Director. Fun drinking party design. Unique mortuary humor for anyone in the Funeral industry or a Mortuary Science student. Original Graveyard Gossip saying & design.
Description: Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.
Description: For those with a taste for dark humor, this “Last Responder” design is a perfect fit. Featuring a retro hearse with a cheeky “Adios” license plate, this tee is ideal for morticians, funeral directors, goths, and anyone who loves spooky humor with a clever twist. Great conversation starter for Halloween parties, car enthusiasts with a love for hearses, or fans of macabre comedy. Whether you’re into creepy cool style or just enjoy a good pun, this shirt makes a killer statement.
Description: I Only Pause My Game to Drive My Hearse. Funny saying with a cool hotrod hearse drawing. Great idea for a hearse driver who loves to play video games. Fun video gaming quote design for your next hearse car club gathering or show. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, Funeral Director or hearse owner.
