Exec Pillows

Inspired by a controversial design from an aged nautical retailer...

the text output by the infamous CHRISMA EXEC computer worm

Perfect mug for sales departments! Buy in bulk.

Pur & Kleen's Canterbury executive officer badge.

Peace Love Advertising. A cute ad exec gift for an executive who advertises and creates ads for a business or company. Cool advertisement manager present.

Any movie buff or aspiring screenwriter/director dreams of having these words appear on a TV screen or in big letters in the movie theater followed by their name. This cool gift for a filmmaker or film lover has bold yellow text that says Written and Direc

"Administrative Professionals Helping Everyone Else Survive Their Workday" is a great present for admins. Funny Administrative Professionals Day present for administrative assistant, secretary, reception girl, executive assis, or receptionist. Get One Now!

This one is for Jaimie and Jennifer who pointed out that a fork() only makes a copy. You need to follow up with a call to exec() to actually make changes. This code copies the broken process and then replaces all "patriarchy' functions with 'equity' functions. Much better!

One of the measures to reduce the risk of being compromised is to reduce the attack surface which means, closing ports, disabling unnecessary services or daemons, removing unused accounts and uninstalling not required packages. Therefore, here it comes the Alpine Linux which brings strictly only the necessary components. This is a black background with white letters design version.

Kinky Boots quote from the hilarious Lauren in her song The History of Wrong Guys. Excellent as a promotion gift, or just for any musical theatre lover!