Exec Kids Hoodies

Description: Pur & Kleen's Canterbury executive officer badge.

Description: Perfect mug for sales departments! Buy in bulk.

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Description: This bold retro pixel-art tee captures the viral developer quote that every gamer and indie dev knows by heart. Perfect for anyone fed up with corporate greed in gaming, pay-to-win schemes, and out-of-touch executives. Makes a hilarious gift for game developers, indie gamers, and anyone living that game dev life.

Description: Peace Love Advertising. A cute ad exec gift for an executive who advertises and creates ads for a business or company. Cool advertisement manager present.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid white to pop against dark-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: A gorgeously fussy, old-world scrollwork frame around a very modern confession: "Executive Function? Never met her." Hand-lettered in ornate vintage type, this one's for anyone whose to-do list has never once been finished on time. Relatable, a little unhinged, and unapologetically funny — perfect for the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather laugh about it than cry about it.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid black for a clean, high-contrast look on light-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Loud, chunky, rainbow-outlined bubble letters glowing off a black background — because if the to-do list isn't happening, the aesthetic still can. Same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor as our ornate line, remixed into a bold, maximalist, psychedelic type treatment. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: One of the measures to reduce the risk of being compromised is to reduce the attack surface which means, closing ports, disabling unnecessary services or daemons, removing unused accounts and uninstalling not required packages. Therefore, here it comes the Alpine Linux which brings strictly only the necessary components. This is a black background with white letters design version.

Description: This one is for Jaimie and Jennifer who pointed out that a fork() only makes a copy. You need to follow up with a call to exec() to actually make changes. This code copies the broken process and then replaces all "patriarchy' functions with 'equity' functions. Much better!

Description: Kinky Boots quote from the hilarious Lauren in her song The History of Wrong Guys. Excellent as a promotion gift, or just for any musical theatre lover!

Description: Any movie buff or aspiring screenwriter/director dreams of having these words appear on a TV screen or in big letters in the movie theater followed by their name. This cool gift for a filmmaker or film lover has bold yellow text that says Written and Direc

Description: The Othership - Jim Herd logo