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Someday i'm going to eye roll myself into another dimension

Stayin' Alive

Dumb to some, optimistic to Lloyd Christmas.

The Departed is a 2006 American epic crime thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by William Monahan. the character Colin Sullivan is based on the corrupt FBI agent John Connolly, while the character Frank Costello is based on Irish-American gangster Whitey Bulger. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, and Mark Wahlberg, with Martin Sheen, Ray Winstone, Vera Farmiga, and Alec Baldwin in supporting roles. A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.

Please do BEAR with me for just a moment.

Not-so-motivational quote

Text says Trump's doctor says I'm in great shape

Your Sad shirt, with shadowed lettering

I'm ready for my close-up.

But Did You Die?

Text Says "Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems But Neither Does Milk"

Kawaii War Crimes Panda

Text says "Just Keep Talking I Yawn When I'm Interested".

He is Gey

Colorfully Distressed Styling Peace. In peaceful calm, a heart distressed, A swirling storm is within my chest. With tranquil face, I hide the strain, A dance of contradictions, quite arcane.

Sorry I'm late my cat was sitting on me

Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Take it easy

A punny home decor accent for English majors...or literature lovers anywhere!

"More of your conversation would infect my brain" from a series of Shakespearean insults by artist Kit Cronk.

Be one!

Sorry to disappoint

Design featuring a funny quote saying I RUN A TIGHT SHIPWRECK with a sinking ship.

You know that's right.

Macaroni Cat Special

Sarcasm, everybody's best friend!!

They have not yet invented the device that can measure my indifference to your opinion

more dad sayings

and all I got was this bloody T-shirt....

Have you wanted to express how much you hate your shitty internet? Well look no further than the "I HATE MY SHITTY INTERNET!!" merch based on the meme catchphrase from RoxasXIIIkeys! Credit to The Apple Lady for the fanart and giving me full permission to make merch.

funny quotes.

"Um... Yea..." Office Space

Look at me I'm Chandler Could I be wearing anymore clothes?

A funny apple with a big bite taken out of it from someone taking sarcasm literally.

Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait is a parody of the rolling reload synonymous with tech appliances. Being sarcastic takes a unique mix of guts and brains. Perfect for those sarcastic persons who are displaying wit and an intelligent personality. Funny dad jokes for all. Do you enjoy a visual pun or one-liner jokes? Do you find a dad joke or short joke hilariously funny? Maybe self-deprecating is what makes you laugh. Alternatively, you may see mom jokes as deliberately uncool and painfully unfunny. ABOUT THE ART ©‎ Date Created: 12/14/2014 Tracey Harrington-Simpson

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