In The Knee Pillows

inspired by skyrim

Inspired by Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Remembering that arrow to the knee.

Ol blue eyes, green eyes, gray eyes is dead.

Knee Deep in the Water

God, what have you done You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun

"I used to be an adventure like you, then i took an arrow in the knee" from videogame hit Skyrim!

Knee Deep in the Water Waves

I was going to wish you a Merry Christmas, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

God, what have you done You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun

Introducing our "Arrow in the Knee Retirement Club" t-shirt – the perfect garment for those who have bravely faced Skyrim's perilous adventures, only to find themselves embracing a well-deserved retirement. This shirt isn't just an article of clothing; it's a badge of honor, a symbol of resilience, and a nod to the whimsical world of Elder Scrolls. The design proudly features a playful yet iconic representation of an adventurer, complete with an arrow firmly lodged in the knee. The words "Retirement Club" announce to the world that the wearer has traded in the chaos of dungeon dives for the tranquility of a well-earned rest.

when you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee...

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Country Music Artists Collection

God, what have you done You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun

A tribute to the grandfather of all shooters. By the legendary team at Id Software, headed by John Romero & John Carmack, Doom is pure metal ripping and tearing through hordes of demons. And they fear you!

A totally overused meme. But who cares?! :D

Siphon out any and all meaning, suck it out like poison, I was not weak but the drink was strong. I know you are never wrong.

Silly guards have no idea what it takes to be a real adventurer! From the 7000 steps of High Hrothgar to the long-forgotten underworld of Blackreach, you've been squashed, stomped, burned, frozen and stabbed a billion times and still manage to find the next big adventure! Wear this the next time a guard sarcastically asks if "somebody stole your sweetroll".