Microsoft Word Pillows

In the time before subscription model software packages there was Microsoft Word 97. And with Word 97 came a hero that we didn't want, but we deserved...

The only font better than Wingdings is Wingdings 2. But Wingdings 3 sucks!!!

stapler

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

You look like you are searching for a great design. Would you like some help?

Do you Excel at PowerPoint?

Has never been all that useful.

Word

The little know-it-all is back! In apparel form!

"Mark my word(s)" is a phrasal verb, which means — pay attention and remember what somebody is saying. This phrasal verb is mixed up with the Microsoft word document icon, would be a nice gift for a writer, and editor or a translator, somebody who can not imagine his life without a program to edit and create texts.

Log out of AIM and party like it's 1999!

He's back!

It's a beautiful day to leave me alone

90s kids will remember

beware (it)

Normies beware! Let the world know that you're addicted to the Internet!

B r u h

I left my frappe back in 1998.

Ms. Word

A Clippy design!

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This is a play on world-famous phrase or proverb: A Picture Paints A Thousand Words. It is organized using some of the icons that may still be available in the desktop computer icon collection. (In Colors).

This is a play on world-famous phrase or proverb: A Picture Paints A Thousand Words. It is organized using some of the icons that may still be available in the desktop computer icon collection. (In Black and White).

I'd like to thank: the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word and Copy&Paste. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

That cynical, snide, little punk - oh, I see you're trying to write something and you definitely need some help.