Microsoft Word Merch
Description: A retro-inspired parody for anyone running on deadlines, caffeine, and quiet dread. Corporate helpfulness meets modern burnout—because even the paperclip isn’t okay anymore.
Clippy - Looks Like You’re Having an Existential Crisis Tank Top
by CerealBoxInk
$16 $21
Description: There’s a workplace performance that requires no productivity. The moment footsteps approach, fingers become great percussionists, screens fill with documents, and the keyboard gets more attention than it has received all week. It doesn’t matter whether the document contains useful information, a grocery list, or the word “HELLO” repeated 300 times. From across the room, it looks like important business is happening at record speed. A quick glance toward the doorway confirms the audience has arrived, so the typing intensifies dramatically. Once the coast is clear, everything slows down again. It’s a one-person office show, complete with sound effects, dramatic keystrokes, and a fake schedule based on who happens to be walking past the desk.
I type heavily in Microsoft Word just to look incredibly busy when the boss walks by Bag
by englishlearning
$19 $24
Description: Let everybody know your feared by fish and revered by women with this ironic design featuring the fish from wii sports. Iconic microsoft office word art will bring back the nostalgia of the early internet along with different fish species from the hit fishing game from wii play.
Description: After the updates stopped and this humble desk accessory has simply seen one too many staplers and budget reports...
It Looks Like You’re Processing Trauma Tank Top
by TSP & OE Podcast Store
$16 $21
Description: After the updates stopped and this humble desk accessory has simply seen one too many staplers and budget reports...
It Looks Like You’re Processing Trauma Sticker
by TSP & OE Podcast Store
$3.15 $3.50
