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London-based scientist Robert Stevenson's trials with plasma based fuel backfired and altered his body into a massive muscle of iron. With his new power, green tint and the penchant towards furious bloodshed, he still complied with the Marquess of Queensbury rules.

German industrialist and inventor Frederick Ferrous used his knowledge of metallurgy and weapons to forge an indestructible war suit for his new life of crime fighting. His list of heroic deeds and apprehended villains while he was stationed in New York City gave him the heroic title of "Flatiron Knight."

Joseph Crimpky began as a silent movie extra and soon progressed to leading man, newly named Buck Riptide. During filming in the California desert of "Dashing Defender of Justice," he fell into a mine shaft mixed with uranium and bat guano and transformed into a superhero. With his new strength and agility, he retained the movie costume for his new identity.