Monty Pillows

The black knight is invincible.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Rabbit of Caerbannog

A simple image from Monty Python's "Deja Vu" episode wherein they present a mock psychology TV called "It's The Mind." One of my favorite sketches and certainly some fun imagery.

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Great for anyone that loves the Holy Grail movie!

Monty The Chimp by Robert Jimenez

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

C'MON KID! ROCK AND ROLL! LET'S MAKE YOUR STUFF LOOK WAY COOLER THAN BEFORE!

You've got no arms left !

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

The last dinner of Brian

Mayhem in Mercia

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

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It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Centurion:  'Domus'? Nominative? 'Go home', this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: The dative, sir? [Centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat ] Brian: Ahh! No, not the dative, not the dative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, 'ad domum', sir! Centurion: Except that 'domus' takes the ...? Brian: The locative, sir! Centurion: Thus it is ...?! Brian: 'Domum'.

He's terrifying!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

monty python and the holy grail

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

For Monty's symbol I tried to combine his moonshine making skills with his tech genius, hopefully it works well. Let me know! (The 100)

She turned me into a newt

Tis but a Scratch

Hope you like it.