Office Space Pillows

Tired of work? Try Astral Projection.

Abstraction of a mountains landscape with a river at the forefront.

Get ready to blast off into delivery!

It takes a scientist to figure this one out! This notebook is perfect for anyone who loves space exploration or who wants to show off their sense of humour.

Funny cartoon dinosaur in glasses and fedora going off to work so he can bring home the bacon for his family. Get it now!

Work hard

And as you can see on this slide, our year-over-year conversion rates from nu metal to death metal is up 33%, which is well over our projected numbers, so great job to the Conversion Ops Team. Next slide please. And here...nope, sorry, go back one...one more...And here, you'll see that despite some macro-economic djent factors at play, we've successfully sped up our blast beats by a whopping 64% compared to last quarter. There's still room for improvement with having our caveman riffs localized to emerging markets, but we all know it's a slow growth and we won't be seeing significant data until the end of the fiscal year.

Sometimes you just feel faceless - and lost.

And as you can see on this slide, our year-over-year conversion rates from nu metal to death metal is up 33%, which is well over our projected numbers, so great job to the Conversion Ops Team. Next slide please. And here...nope, sorry, go back one...one more...And here, you'll see that despite some macro-economic djent factors at play, we've successfully sped up our blast beats by a whopping 64% compared to last quarter. There's still room for improvement with having our caveman riffs localized to emerging markets, but we all know it's a slow growth and we won't be seeing significant data until the end of the fiscal year.

Bill Lumbergh is going to have to ask you to come into work this weekend.

A line of houses and buildings adorned with blue and yellow trees

Eye Candy

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Where's your flair?!

Ummmm yeah, That'd be great! - Lumberg

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Petey's Map of Lumon

The tale of the Amazombies: Z-Day was the biggest e-com shopping event of the year. In preparation, internet shoppers enthusiastically fired up their modems and flocked to the local internet cafes seeking the deals of a lifetime. Z-Day arrived to uproarious celebration as flying drones buzzed diligently through the streets. It didn't take long for the mysterious corporation behind the largest online source of POGS and Michael Crichton novels to reshape Seattle's landscape forever. The outbreak came as a surprise to most. Little did they know these drones did not come with their promised gifts like VHS copies of “Angels in the Outfield” at an unprecedented 80% off retail price. No, sir — these were drones with a purpose more...

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Feast your eyes on this abstract anomaly, the ‘Employee of the Year’ award that no one asked for. It’s the perfect blend of bold reds and blues that’ll make you question your life choices. With a chaotic splash here and a modern font there, it’s artistic expressionism at its most ambitious. This piece screams, ‘I work hard for the recognition and all I got was this lousy art.’ It’s not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle for the overworked and underappreciated. So, hang it up and let the world know you’re the masterpiece of sarcasm.

stapler

Artwork for the Albuquerque international balloon fiesta held each year in Albuquerque New Mexico. Work shows colorful balloons rising up in the early morning light with the Sandia Mountains in the background.

Chotchkie's

Brrrrreakroom dweller, searching forever for the fax machine.

Michael Bolton Vintage

Initrode

My Brain has too many tabs open

You better hope!

You steal my life, I steal your paperclips. Wear this to work monday morning to let the boss know what you think of him. I work to live I don't live to work. We are all wage slaves now. I got pockets filled with paperclips and a bag filled with office supplies that I will sell for sweet sweet gift cards. I must return the paperclips to my friend Clippy. Clippy speaks to me and I must listen. I'm not crazy, you're crazy. Clippy is my friend. Clippy wouldn't lie to me or hurt me in any way. Clippy said I'm special and you know what I think he's special too.

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Michael Bolton retro

I could set the building on fire - Milton Waddams

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

Big Milton Vibes. IYKYK.