Red Stapler Office Space Pillows

Peter Gibbons / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

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Michael Bolton / Office Space 90s Aesthetic

I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume.

Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Design

Paper Jam Office Space Monday Problems

Stop putting my things in Jello!

Waiters of the world unite - 17 pieces of flair minimum.

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.

So if you could be here around 9 that would be great

The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Michael Bolton Office Space Aesthetic 90s Design

Office Space - Alternative Movie Poster

Good for when you're money laundering the company that you hate the most.

Anatomy of a Stapler

A good excuse to smash the printer with baseball bats

So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Have you seen my stapler?

Everyone loves Bill Lumbergh, he's the best boss at Initech.

MILTON'S STAPLER

The best office to work for.

If you love the movie Office Space, you'll love this Halloween tribute!

Lawrence

Have you seen my stapler?

When I count backwards from three, your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone. Three. Two. One.

Milton's Stapler

For the people that love their staplers.

Milton head cutout

What would you say you DO here at Initech?

Funny - INITECH - From Office Space.

Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Better watch it or Lumbergh will make you work this weekend.