Red Stapler Office Space Pillows

You're just not going to go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know... but I really don't like it, and uh... I'm not gonna go.

Office Space red stapler

Mondays Suck!

Works best when in anger :P

When you find a quality office item like Milton's red Swingline stapler, you just don't want to let it go!

Monday's suck

Paper Jam Samir Mondays Suck!

Hope you like it.

Big Milton Vibes. IYKYK.

Where's your flair?

The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on light colors. Other versions for dark colors available.

It feels good to be a gangsta

The first thing you want to hear on a Monday Morning.

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

Uncensored version also available from the artist's store.

Office Space

What would you do with a million dollars

said i loved you but i lied

good ole Bobs

We need to talk about your flair.

Bill Lumbergh is going to have to ask you to come into work this weekend.

Don't ask me about my flair.

The perfect fit for that upcoming job interview.

Andy Warhol inspired, Milton of Office Space design. Complete with red swinglines!

stapler

Initech

Which one will you PRESS? Will the world, as we know it, come to an end? You decide! BTW There really is a RED BUTTON on the desk of the President of the USA and THANKFULLY it is not connected to ICB silos but to summon the butler to bring a "cola". PHEW!

Always remember to bring your flair to work.

Shame your way through your shameful day with some Penetrode company issued swag. Don't forget a cover sheet on those TPS reports.

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...

The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.

Mash up photography of the Statue of Liberty and the American flag, two symbols of freedom...

Excuse Me I Believe You Have My Stapler!

Sounds Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

"If They Take My Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

No one likes work. Whether your office gets moved to the basement, your forced to come in on Saturdays, or your red stapler is constantly stolen from you, this Work Sucks t-shirt says it all.