Spit Pillows
Description: Meet your new spirit animal. This isn't just a pumpkin. This is a pumpkin that is "literally sick of this holiday". It represents your exact mood: "Spooky, but mostly just nauseous from the festive hype." Oh joy. It’s October again. 🙄🎃 Let’s be real for a second. You’re tired. We’re all tired. Tired of the forced "Spooky Season" enthusiasm. Tired of overpriced pumpkin spice lattes. Tired of people asking, "So, what are you going as this year?" (Answer: Exhausted). You don’t want to dress up. You don’t want to carve a pumpkin. You just want to survive until November. The "Over It" Collection Grab yours before we all collectively throw up.. (Disclaimer: Actual vomiting not included, but the vibe is 100% accurate).
Description: Meet your new spirit animal. This isn't just a pumpkin. This is a pumpkin that is "literally sick of this holiday". It represents your exact mood: "Spooky, but mostly just nauseous from the festive hype." Oh joy. It’s October again. 🙄🎃 Let’s be real for a second. You’re tired. We’re all tired. Tired of the forced "Spooky Season" enthusiasm. Tired of overpriced pumpkin spice lattes. Tired of people asking, "So, what are you going as this year?" (Answer: Exhausted). You don’t want to dress up. You don’t want to carve a pumpkin. You just want to survive until November. The "Over It" Collection Grab yours before we all collectively throw up.. (Disclaimer: Actual vomiting not included, but the vibe is 100% accurate).
Description: A delightful stamp featuring a playful llama wearing sunglasses and sticking out its tongue. Surrounding the image is the witty phrase "I don't care a spit," cleverly referencing the spitting tendency of llamas. This artwork is infused with humor, perfect for individuals who appreciate llamas and possess a touch of antisocial charm.
Description: The slogan "Spit pre-workout in my mouth," which is actually a great joke about exercises, looks so fantastic on the merchandise. Pre-workout refers to the time preceding an exercise. Everyone is reminded of pre-workout pills, which are taken before a workout to provide energy for physical activity. Give me some pre-workouts is the humorous expression "Spit Pre-Workout In My Mouth." Everyone will grin as they wear the humorous shirt! Get a shirt from us to wear as you work out in the gym.
