St Olaf Minnesota Golden Girls Pillows

"St. Olaf" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Golden girls quotes

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After being mistaken for prostitutes Blanche and Dorothy must listen to Rose's story about how she wanted to be Butter Queen. The year she entered butter was spelled R-O-S-E! She didn't even fall for the trick margarine question!

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A "Golden" spin on everyone's favorite FX horror anthology series. Is anything scarier than one of Rose Nylund's St. Olaf stories??

St. Olaf Woman of the Year

Back in St. Olaf..... Shuttup Rose!

Dorothy proclaims Rose's hometown of St. Olaf as the "Cradle of Idiocy" and she's not wrong. Rose has a frog buried there!

Celebrate the goofiest of the Golden Girls, all the way back to St. Olaf!

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G Girls conversation hearts illustration.

Back in St. Olaf....

RIP Betty White, you are our favorite of the Golden Girls and the hero of St Olaf!

One of Rose's classic St. Olaf stories

Another one of Rose's classic St. Olaf stories.

This is my series featuring travel postcards for faraway, and maybe nonexistent, places. We can all dream! Click the tag "Xanaduriffic fantasy postcards" for the whole series.

Back in that town you're so tired of hearing about...

Nils Felender was a soda jerk. Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk! - Rose Nylund

Just a beautiful day to sit out on the lanai eating cheesecake.

As they say in St. Olaf, "Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen." One of Rose Nylund's classic sayings is written out in Circular Gallifreyan. Mashup your fandoms! The English translation is part of the design.

Oh, Rose. Christmas in St. Olaf sounds terrifying.

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All the best holiday designs feature festive eels!

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Sky rockets in flight- it's a WHITE DELIGHT! Everyone's sunny Miami 'Girl from St Olaf is here- Rose Nylund!

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They came from all over, but became friends in Miami!

Be weary when you travel through the Zumbro Falls Tunnel while en route to St. Olaf, people have been known to vanish off the face of the Earth when they go through the tunnel!

RIP Betty White, you were our favorite of the Golden Girls!

There's a lot to learn from Rose Nyland--herring recipes notwithstanding. We could all do worse than being as kind and sunny as she.

Yet another bizarre St Olaf holiday in which everyone hides the corn apparently?

Blanche loves Santa. She loooooooves Santa.

After facing the disappointment of not seeing Mr. Burt Reynolds, Rose drones on to Dorothy and Blanche - in a jail cell - about losing Butter Queen in her youth.

Sonja Klingenhoffer is a comic strip in St. Olaf. And apparently at some point a crow says "Why was your face pressed against the crack?"