Stabby Before Coffee Pillows

Description: Start your day like a true slasher icon with this hilarious “Caffy Before Stabby” design. Featuring Michael Myers calmly sipping his coffee before heading out for a day of chaos, this Halloween parody shirt blends horror and humor perfectly. Great for spooky season, coffee lovers, slasher film fans, and anyone who runs on caffeine and dark humor. Wear it to Halloween parties, horror marathons, or just while enjoying your morning brew.

Description: Stabby before coffee. Significantly less stabby after coffee. The hedgehog has a system and the system works but it requires coffee to function and it requires coffee immediately. Do not approach the hedgehog before the coffee. The quills are not just for decoration before 9am. For every coffee lover who is a completely different creature before the first cup.

Description: Do not approach before coffee. You have been warned.