Stabby Before Coffee T-Shirts

Description: Start your day like a true slasher icon with this hilarious “Caffy Before Stabby” design. Featuring Michael Myers calmly sipping his coffee before heading out for a day of chaos, this Halloween parody shirt blends horror and humor perfectly. Great for spooky season, coffee lovers, slasher film fans, and anyone who runs on caffeine and dark humor. Wear it to Halloween parties, horror marathons, or just while enjoying your morning brew.

Description: Do not approach before coffee. You have been warned.

Description: Caffy Before Stabby funny Halloween coffee design with spooky horror parody vibes.