Three Sheets To The Wind Pillows

A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

Grab your bottle of rum, tune up with a ‘yo ho ho,’ and get everyone singing a sea shanty.

Still searching for funny sailing designs? Make a statement with this Three Sheets To The Wind tee. Makes a great gift for the boating lover in your life who loves funny river boating designs.

Official event shirt for the 3 Sheets to the Mouse Podcast Sheetup 2023!

"Three Sheets to the Wind" tee shirt design inspired by alcohol, liquor, beer, booze and getting drunk!

Ever been "three sheets to the wind" - or know someone who has?! This hilarious tshirt features a clever parody of the classic phrase with a cartoon image of a tipsy woman holding onto an actual bed sheet pinned to a clothesline. Cheers to being many sheets to the wind!

Three Sheets to the Wind

Three Balance Sheets to the Wind

Original digital artwork from the mildly disturbed mind of Hurb Jephasun

Original digital artwork from the mildly disturbed mind of Hurb Jephasun

Original digital artwork from the mildly disturbed mind of Hurb Jephasun

Original digital artwork from the mildly disturbed mind of Hurb Jephasun

This unique sailing gift for sailors will be prized sailboat apparel. This perfect sailboat accessory is a sailors gift for Captains, Skippers, First-mates or Crew. Whether its sailing gear for men, women or children it will be their favorite sailors t-shirt gift. An ideal birthday gift for sailors, a sailors Christmas gift, a sailors Fathers day gift, a sailors Mothers day or childs sailing gift. A special sailboat gift for Grandfather or Grandmother, whether they are the Captain or crew, or just your own special sail boat treat. Because...? Y Knot!

Embark on a nostalgic journey with this captivating art piece that captures the essence of bygone maritime adventures. Behold an antique boat gracefully sailing upon tranquil waters, its weathered sails billowing in the gentle breeze. Amidst the vessel's timeworn charm rests an aged alcohol bottle, adorned with a whimsical ribbon bearing the phrase 'Three Sheets to the Wind.' This masterful design merges the allure of the open sea with the intrigue of vintage spirits, evoking a sense of both wanderlust and time-honored tales. Immerse yourself in the maritime mystique and raise a toast to the enchanting allure of yesteryears.

I was doing a paint and sip in Prospect Park and decided to paint the scenery.

A sheet is a rope line that controls the tension on the downwind side of a square sail. If on a three-masted fully rigged ship, the sheets of the three lower course sails are loose, the sails will flap and flutter and are said to be “in the wind”. A ship in this condition would stagger and wander aimlessly downwind.

When fighting the forces of the evil Puritans, you need Earth's drunkest Avengers. You need, the Sheeters.