To Raise Pillows

To complain vociferously.

Ava Jerome, the rich art dealer and gallery owner of Port Charles, Only drinks clear vodka so she can keep an eye on every situation.

Just an ordinary dad trying not to raise communists..

Some birds sing when the sun shines bright My praise is not for them But the one who sings in the dead of night I raise my cup to him (Hadestown, Anais Mitchell)

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

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Introducing our "Do't mess with Badger Papa" graphic t-shirt, designed especially for the strong, hardworking fathers who go above and beyond to protect and nurture their families. Just like a badger, they're fearless and dedicated, always ready to face any challenge that comes their way. Fiercely Protective: The fierce male badger face on this shirt symbolizes a father's unwavering commitment to protecting his loved ones. Badgers are known for their courage and determination, just like the dads who wear this shirt. The steering wheel graphic represents the countless hours dads spend behind the wheel, chauffeuring their kids to school, activities, and adventures. It's a nod to the chauffeur, the navigator, and the trusted driver

Meet the ultimate mom squad leader! She's a pro at turning chaos into giggles, molding her kids into the best versions of themselves.

Something they can never take away, no matter what they tell you

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Funny design celebrating the necromancer. They're just trying to raise a family.

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Raise to love design by san art studio

My parents did not raise me to accept abuse from men. - AOC

Here’s to strong women: may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them

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Raise a glass to freedom.

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Raise Them Kind

My New Year's Resolution is To Raise My Child To Be Feminist Funny Saying Sarcastic New Year Resolution

To Raise A Man

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The Design 101 Excuses to Ask for a Raise, is a Pun for all employees that can be shared with their Bosses.

Born to raise hell typography design.

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This father's day, get this for your dad right now and stop the YELLOWING! :D

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Take Down Tobacco National Day of Action is a day of anti-smoking activism. Teachers, kids, youth leaders, and health advocates all participate! They come together and organize events that raise awareness of the high smoking rates in their communities, encourage kids to stay tobacco-free and try to get anti-tobacco legislation passed.