View Askew Pillows

You see us as you want to see us- in the most simplest terms,in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is not even supposed to be here today...and a guy who sells cigarettes to children...and a fat silent man in a overcoat...a girl who sucked 37 dicks...and a foul mouth weed dealer... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Clerks.

Jay and Silent Bob Lil BFFs

The Dynamic Hetero-Duo.

Clerks 3 poster in the style of the animated series

I assure you, we are open. Give a nod to the Clerks universe & assure the world that you are a Kevin Smith fan with this clever nod to the movie world of the Clerks franchise.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Bow to me

View of the Rock Art

I hope you like it!

Small-time stoners putting together a crew...

Tyler Labine walks into the set after a Steelers game in "Zack & Miri"

Line from Olaf's Berserker from Clerks as heard on Jay and Silent Bob minute

You Dumb Bastard… it’s a schooner. Not a sailboat!

My entry to the TeePubic Jay and Silent Bob Competition. Inspired by Kevin Smith's characters of Jay and Silent Bob (Obviously), but more importantly their superhero alter ego's "Bluntman and Chronic". Featuring a style based on the cover art of Batman's classic "Death in the Family" I love how this turned out.

What if Jay and Bob were in the Wild West!!

A shirt for our podcast where we breakdown the Jay and silent Bob movies 1 minute at a time starting with the classic Clerks.

Mmmmmmm

Moooooooooooooo!

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Jay and silent bob

Legalized marijuana forced Silent Bob into the workforce.

Throwing back to the old school House of Ideas corner box art!

The Red Bank, North Jersey Devil: Kevin Smith a.k.a. Silent Bob

Scoundrels and Nerf Herders! Naga Nootch!

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Our boys poised and ready for hijinx. Snoogans!

Jay from Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse has some wise words about his favorite combustible.

Gum in the lock, stoners outside whats a guy to do?

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A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Silent Bob 37

I was trying to come up with famous duos to mash up with Jay and Silent Bob when this idea struck me. I hope you like it!

Would you like a Chocolate covered pretzel?

One of those days? Let Dante Hicks say it for you.