View Askew Merch

Description: Straight form Chronic Con

Description: That's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

Description: I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Description: When you need to stop for groceries quick.

Description: That Kid is Back on the Escalator Again from Mallrats. Enjoy!

Description: I hope you like it!

Description: A quick design.

Description: Jay and Silent Bob crossing the Delaware and Navesink Rivers to liberate the New Jersey.

Description: Who Blunts the Bluntmen?

Description: beware the stink palm!

Description: Brodie Bruce cues the music in the Kevin Smith comedy.

Description: Cut out version of previous effort.

Description: For the "Jay & Silent Bob design contest"! A mashup between the cast of Clerks, and the cover for Hulk #1!

Description: " Whillenholly: The C.L.I.T. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Reg Hartner: Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? " - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Description: Alyssa Jones, played by Joey Lauren Adams, shows her tongue length in Kevin Smith's comedy, "Chasing Amy"

Description: Jay and Silent Bob Lil BFFs

Description: Jay & Silent Bob hang outside the Quick Stop. *Original acrylic painting by CARLO NIGRO.

Description: Welcome to filmmaker Kevin Smith's Smodcastle Cinemas!... Where the movies come to play! *Original acrylic painting by CARLO NIGRO.

Description: Jay from Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse has some wise words about his favorite combustible.

Description: The Dank Knight & The Chronic Crusader

Description: Black and white acrylic painting of Jay And Silent Bob

Description: Clerks ¥¥ Fan Art Pencil Draw Style

Description: A fun mash up of two classics.

Description: Just because they serve you

Description: Buy it, take a picture of it, share it & and Tag it @thisepisodeisabout

Description: They're not even supposed to be here today! (Wait, wrong movie.)

Description: You Dumb Bastard… it’s a schooner. Not a sailboat!

Description: Introducing our hilarious and quirky "Rock N Roll" T-shirt collection, where creativity and humor blend seamlessly to bring you a truly unique fashion statement! These tees are designed to add a splash of joy and amusement to your wardrobe, making you the life of any party or gathering.

Description: Deepest cut

Description: Clerks

Description: My Version of the Moobys / Bulls Mashup. There was one created for the Pop Up in Chicago, but I was not able to find more shirts. So I just made my own hope you like it.

Description: You see us as you want to see us- in the most simplest terms,in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is not even supposed to be here today...and a guy who sells cigarettes to children...and a fat silent man in a overcoat...a girl who sucked 37 dicks...and a foul mouth weed dealer... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Clerks.

Description: Snoogans