Tonyzaret Merch

C'mon Silicon Valley make these Apps!

He leaves Comments

Featuring the character 'A Southern Guy'

May I take your politically correct order?

Featuring the character 'The Southern Guy'!

Obama Gaming

I am all 4

Buy for your wife if you are a welder

They ain't your Grandma's Min*ons

Moral of the Story: NURSE... is a MAN! with a 'HOOK'

You think this is hard? Try getting my kids to finish eating their HAM TOWER

Another original character by Tony Zaret!

Show that you are a tough guy just like 'The Goodfella'

From the Web Series 'Relatable Content'!

Man says to Doctor, "Doctor" I have a problem with my 'B*ttom'

The character saying its catch phrase!

From the @tonyzaret meme 'You Think This is hard, try getting my kids to finish eatin

From the #instagramskit 'If A Mafia Guy Go To McDonalds'

Show your distaste for Normie Food

Catch Phrase of Sarcastic YouTuber

From the #instagramskit 'If A Mafia Guy Go To McDonalds'

They ain't your grandma's min*ons

I flew to school in a coal powered dirigible

From the Web Series 'Relatable Content'

He's going to Pranks You

A New Character

A Kind of Humor

A Satire of Woke

"Forget" a banana, I'm eating (something else)

Show your Bajookanese pride!

Hilarious New Meme