Too Many Points Merch

Description: Punctuation marks carry an overwhelming emotional burden in modern digital correspondence. Ending a written sentence with a standard period suddenly reads like a formal business letter or cold corporate disdain. To ensure that colleagues and friends realize you are friendly, approachable, and you have new perceptions, you pepper every casual sentence with energetic vertical lines and dots. What begins as a polite gesture rapidly snowballs into a breathless barrage of genuine enthusiasm, making routine confirmations about grocery lists sound like winning a million-dollar lottery. The comedy captures our shared messaging interest, highlighting we don't like the flat, neutral tones, choosing instead to speak with punctuation to seem agreeable.