Total Meltdown Merch

Description: I'm okay.

Description: A crying blue ice cream scoop melting on a waffle cone in distress. The funny and anxious quote says "Total Meltdown I Can't Handle It".

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Description: Balancing entirely on the incredibly thin edge of absolute chaos is a deeply funny and totally relatable human experience. You are fully trying to hold your messy life together with a single piece of incredibly cheap tape and a bunch of wild hopes. It is wildly hilarious to completely acknowledge that dropping a tiny spoon or spilling a drop of water will instantly send you spiraling into a very massive tantrum. We usually pretend to be strong adults, but inside we are just heavily stressed kids desperately trying not to cry over spilled milk. Making a massive comedy out of your wildly fragile emotional state is a truly brilliant way to warn everyone around you to completely back off. Please just guard that tiny spoon!