Tourist Trap Merch

Tourist Trap 1979 Every year young people disappear!

"It's a statue! ...It's a Cave! ...It's aaARRGGHH!!"

The marathon that started it all! All 13 films from the show that broke the internet.

We're mighty glad to see ya!

Take A tour they said...I'd be fun they said...

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage P-Town Provincetown Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Provincetown Massachusetts Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Gulf Shores Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Gulf Shores Alabama Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Honolulu Hawaii Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Honolulu Hawaii Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Honolulu Hawaii Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Honolulu Hawaii Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Ocean City Maryland Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Ocean City Maryland Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Summers in Newport Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Newport Rhode Island Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Inspired by the underrated 1979 horror classic 'Tourist Trap' starring Chuck Connors, this horror fan T-shirt is sure to turn heads!

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Gulf Shores Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Gulf Shores Alabama Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Look up and live. That what the old hands will tell you when you've visiting some parts of Australia? Why? Because of the legendary drop bears. They're cousins of the sweet sleepy koala bears, but don't confuse the two. Koala bears are good. Drop Bears are not. They wait in prey for unsuspecting tourists to walk underneath their trees, then they drop down and can rip you to pieces. So don't forget now... when in Australia beware of drop bears.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Ocean City Maryland Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Ocean City Maryland Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Gulf Shores Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Gulf Shores Alabama Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Every year young people disappear.

GF Dipper

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Honolulu Hawaii Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Honolulu Hawaii Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

It's unexpected Chuck Connors as Mr. Slausen from the almost forgotten "Tourist Trap".

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage P-Town Provincetown Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Provincetown Massachusetts Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Maui Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Maui Hawaii Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Newport Beach Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Newport Beach California Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Summers in Newport Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Newport Rhode Island Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Maui Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Maui Hawaii Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Recreated from an old billboard near Vernal, Utah.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Asbury Park Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The Crossed Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. This vintage Asbury Park New Jersey vacation gear is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Boca Raton Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Boca Raton Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Sanibel and Captiva Islands Florida Seaside Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Sanibel and Islands Florida Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Santa Barbara Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Santa Barbara California Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Ocean Beach San Diego Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Ocean Beach San Diego Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. St. Augustine Florida Seaside Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Saint Augustine Florida Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. St. Augustine Florida Seaside Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Saint Augustine Florida Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Boca Raton Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Boca Raton Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage Laguna Beach Surf Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beachgoers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Laguna Beach California Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.