Train Wreck Merch

Funny Train Wreck T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “Sometimes, you have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.” Makes a great gift for people who love sarcasm. Available in men’s, women’s and kids’ sizes. Also comes on stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Funny Train Wreck T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “Sometimes, you have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.” Makes a great gift for people who love sarcasm. Available in men’s, women’s and kids’ sizes. Also comes on stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

The adorable mascot of (metaphorical) train wrecks everywhere.

Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Pick a crime, Traitor Trump has pretty much done them all. Lock him up, already.

The text of It's a Chaos Storm Dumpster Fire kind of Day, with a reproduction of "The Scream" artwork drawn on an ipad inside the words.

Handmade collage.

Sometimes You Just Have To Sit Back, Relax And Let The Train Wreck Itself Sarcasm For Sarcastic People ;)

I'm a Fun Hot Mess a train wreck full of Pizza, Fireworks and Glitter

The presidential debate 2020 came with all the craziness we thought it would.

The presidential debate 2020 came with all the craziness we thought it would.

The presidential debate 2020 came with all the craziness we thought it would.

Hey Train Wreck, this isn't your station! Funny retro pop art design. Trainwrecks welcome too.

Hey Train Wreck, this isn't your station! Funny retro pop art design.

For Ryan

Some days I feel like DINOmite but other days I feel like a T-WRECK

2020 was a flaming port-o-potty. 2021 was a dumpster fire. What will 2022 bring?

Hey There Train Wreck This Ain't Your Station

Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

The presidential debate 2020 came with all the craziness we thought it would.

Elections Have Consequences.

At Least Im A Fun Hot Mess Like A Train Wreck Full Of Pizza

Rail and air disasters throughout history podcast.

At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, glitter, and fireworks.

Class up the walking catastrophe that is your life by letting everyone know what they're in for right from the start as they bear witness to your personal tragedy. Sophisticated yet snazzy, no?

Bless This Mess

Some train wrecks are so sexy, you just cant look away.

Hey there trainwreck this ain't your station