Trust Humans Merch

Description: I do not trust humans at all

Description: Confess your extreme trust filter with this clean minimalist typography admitting that only your four-legged companion makes the cut. Perfect for a quiet morning dog walk, canine training class, or celebrating Scorpio season on your own terms, this hilariously guarded aesthetic captures classic water-sign skepticism. Secure this distrustful Scorpio dog owner apparel today and let the world know where your true loyalty lies.

Description: A perfect present for your dad, mom, uncle, aunt, stepdad or stepmom... Great for birthday, christmas, thanksgiving, halloween, graduation, anniversary or back to school present for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend, coworker or boss.

Description: A dark background features a matrix-like display of green numbers and symbols. In the center, framed by a green rectangle, are the words "SYSTEM FAILURE" in bold, green, sans-serif font. Above and below, smaller text reads "TRUST ME I AM A PROGRAMMER" and "I WRITE CODE THAT HUMANS CAN UNDERSTMER", also in green.

Description: don't trust humans

Description: Do not trust them!

Description: Clankers - Trust No Clankers - Clanker Resistance Join the fight! Distrust metallic foes. Unite for freedom against the machine uprising. Resist!