Try Text Merch
Description: A bold, colorful typography layout featuring an inspirational and humorous quote. The text "IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY TWO MORE TIMES SO THAT YOUR FAILURE IS STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT" is presented in large, distressed block letters. Each line uses a different bright color: yellow, orange, pink, teal, yellow, orange, and pink.
Description: A literal text-based composition on a black background. The text, in crisp white, is divided into four lines. The top two lines read "If at first you don't succeed...". A thin white horizontal line separates this from the bottom portion, which reads "...try turning it off & back on again. See if that helps".
Description: A stark, black background with bold, white, all-capitalized text. The text reads: "IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE HIRING A QUALITY DETAILER TRY HIRING A CHEAP ONE". The words "DETAILER" are significantly larger than the surrounding text.
If You Think It's Expensive Hiring A Quality Detailer Try Hiring A Cheap One Text Shorts
by didit artwork pangestu
$27
don't try to explain yourself idiots. you are not the fuckface whisperer. Pillow
by CosmicEquine Art
$23 $28
Description: This is for those moments when a sentence turns into a full-blown investigation. You read it once, blink twice, and suddenly you're staring at the screen like it personally owes you an explanation. You reread the same line, rearrange the words in your head, and somehow understand even less than before. At that point, your brain starts buffering while your forehead considers an entirely different career path involving a wall. You want to understand, you really do, but the text seems determined to remain three steps ahead. Eventually, you just nod confidently and hope nobody asks you what you just read. Because explaining something you didn't understand is where the real comedy begins. Don't hit your head against the wall!
I'm going to try hard to understand the text. My forehead won't touch the wall! Bag
by englishlearning
$24
Description: Overthinking Humor Brain Says Try Text Typography uses a bold typography overthinking humor theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of overthinking again and overthinking gift. A natural pick for gift for friends, especially as a overthinking humor gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Description: A retro computer screen simulation displaying lines of code in a green monospace font on a black background. The code includes commands like PRINT and INPUT, with phrases such as "FEEL THE FORCE FLOW", "ARE YOU CONNECTED? (Y/N)", "TRUST IN ITS POWER", and "THE FORCE IS WITH YOU".
Description: A humorous graphic with white distressed text on a black background. The top reads 'BEFORE YOU BOTHER ME'. Below are three checklist items: 'IS IT PLUGGED IN?', 'IS IT TURNED ON?', and 'DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?'. Each checklist item is preceded by an empty square box.
Description: A distressed design featuring bold white text on a black background. The phrases "TRY THAT IN A", "Small", "Town", and "SEE HOW FAR YOU GET" are prominently displayed. A distressed American flag motif, including a blue section with stars and the year "1776", is integrated, alongside text reading "We ibe People".
Description: A bold, retro-style text-based composition. The word "ENGINEER" is at the top in yellow with blue outlines. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white with blue lightning bolt accents. A list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions is presented, concluding with "YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" and a final rate.
Description: A monochrome textual composition with a bold, distressed font. The phrase "BEFORE YOU BOTHER ME," is prominently displayed, followed by three checklist items: "IS IT PLUGGED IN?", "IS IT TURNED ON?", and "DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?". Each checklist item has a blank square box to its left.
BEFORE YOU BOTHER ME, IS IT PLUGGED IN? IS IT TURNED ON? DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN? Sticker
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$3.50
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring a white city skyline silhouette at the top. Below this, white text reads "TRY THAT IN." A banner with white text below that says "IN A SMALL." The largest white text below reads "TOWN." The bottom features a stylized white representation of the American flag.
Description: A minimalist graphic featuring a white stick figure with outstretched arms and a wide grin. The text "STAND BACK" is prominently displayed in large white capital letters at the top, and "I'M GOING TO TRY SCIENCE" is in similar white capital letters at the bottom. The background is solid black.
Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science Stick Figure White on Black Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$24
Description: A stylized character with a white mask, black eyes, and white horns, adorned with dark gray wings, is centrally positioned above two crossed sharp blades. Below the character, the text 'KEEP CALM AND TRY AGAIN' is displayed in large, white capital letters. The background is solid black.
Description: A stylized character with white helmet, black eyes, and dark wings is depicted behind the text "KEEP CALM AND TRY AGAIN" in white, sans-serif font. Two crossed swords with silver blades and dark hilts are positioned on either side of the text, partially obscured by the character's wings.
Description: A bold, monochrome typographic layout featuring white text on a black background. The design is structured with five lines of text. The top line reads "ENGINEER", followed by "I TRY TO MAKE", "THINGS IDIOT-", "IDIOT-PROOF", "THEY KEEP MAKING", and prominently, "BETTER IDIOTS" in the largest font.
