Tubular Merch
Description: A metallic silver bell with a reflective surface is centered on a black background. Above the bell, the text 'TUBULAR BELLS' is displayed in large, silver, metallic lettering. Below the bell, smaller text reads 'THE GULAR TEALL - ADDEAR NILDEGT GUFAN HARIEET', and at the bottom, 'MIKE OLDFIELD' is shown in similar silver, metallic lettering.
Description: A sneaky ferret makes off with a slice of pumpkin pie in "Unattended Pastry Breach," a holiday incident report with case numbers, an evidence log of crust fragments and whisker samples, a "Classified Evidence" stamp and a recovery chance of 0.0%. Sneaky, official and built for anyone who has turned around to find dessert missing. A fun pick for ferret owners, Thanksgiving bakers, pet parents with tiny criminals, or fans of deadpan paperwork humor.
Unattended Pastry Breach Funny Ferret Pie Thief Holiday Incident Report Tubular Bandit Kids T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$19
Description: Tube clematis rendered in expressive white ink brushstrokes, featuring tubular blossoms, slender stems, and elongated leaves in a clean minimalist composition. Textured brushwork and generous negative space emphasize the recognizable floral structure of this flowering plant against dark backgrounds. A botanical design for clematis lovers, gardeners, wildflower enthusiasts, plant lovers, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, notebooks, mugs, and home décor.
