Turn Me On Merch
Description: U (You) Turn Me On - Funny Road Sign Parody (asphalt) This funny road sign parody is especially designed for vsco girls who lover their stickers! But this funny design looks great on all kinds of items, and is the perfect gift for people who have a sense of humor, and enjoy parodies, road signs, memes, u-turns and turn ons.
Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true groove metal fans and vinyl collectors. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all groove metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee pounds with the bone-crushing power of down-tuned riffs and stomping, syncopated grooves. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, mosh-pit warriors, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to throw down the horns.
Description: Pantera groove metal shirt — "I can't face the day when you turn your back on me This love is a curse and a blessing". vintage screen-print design for Pantera fans, groove metal, heavy metal, groove metal gift, vintage metal, concert band, groove metal album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Pantera gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1994.
Description: A monochrome rectangular design with a white border. The top section features the bold text "BEFORE YOU BOTHER ME" in white, separated by a horizontal line. Below are three checklist items, each with an empty square checkbox and white text: "IS IT PLUGGED IN?", "IS IT TURNED ON?", and "DID YOU TRY TURNIG IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?". The background is black.
Description: Brighten up your style and flip the switch on boring fashion! This cheeky graphic design features the bold, graffiti-inspired text "FLIP ME" in a vibrant green and red outline, with a retro-style yellow light switch serving as the letter "I". With its playful double entendre, this humorous novelty design is perfect for anyone who loves clever innuendos, retro gaming aesthetics, or bold streetwear with a sassy twist. It’s an eye-catching, funny conversation starter that looks fantastic on classic black t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers. Treat yourself or gift it to that friend who always knows how to light up the room!
Description: A fun seasonal themed graphic shows the text "OH CHRISTMAS TREE" stacked twice, with the first instance in red and the second in green. Below is a modified drag racing tree of lights showing red, yellow, and green lights. The text "PLEASE DON'T TURN RED ON ME" is at the bottom.
