Undisclosed Merch

Description: A black background with off-white text arranged in three lines within a broken circle made of off-white lines. The text reads "UNDIAGNOSED/", "BUT SOMETHING", and "AIN'T RIGHT" with a diagonal line striking through the word "UNDIAGNOSED". The overall style is bold and simple.

Description: A cartoon raccoon wearing a cowboy hat and bandana stands with its arms crossed. The text above reads "UNDIAGNOSED" in a distressed, arched font, and the text below reads "BUT EVERYONE'S PRETTY SURE" in a blocky, distressed font. The raccoon has a mischievous expression.

Description: The key to happiness

Description: With the government preparing to make some UFO disclosures, it's a good time time recall George Carlin's famous quote: "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." Spiral text around a cartoon rendered Earth.