Unscannable Merch

Description: A circular emblem with a solid white background contains an orange triangle with a blue check mark overlay. Below the emblem, set against a black background with white borders, is the prominent white text 'UNSCANNABLE'.

Description: That feeling when you know why come they don’t have tattoo

Description: In the tradition of the classic film Idiocracy, this design takes a future accusation and turns it into a badge of pride. All your friends will surely be asking, "Why come you got no tattoo?"

Description: Don't even try it.