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Welcome to 3rdplacedesign! This is the home of whatever weird thing popped into my head while I was procrastinating life’s responsibilities — from righteous political rage to nostalgia, puns, and the occasionally baffling random idea. Why 3rd place? When I was 9, I entered a karate tournament, earned a trophy, and learned that third place is still technically winning. There were only four kids in my bracket, but the trophy doesn’t mention that part. These designs pack a punch and a kick to the funny bone — even if they sometimes miss the target completely. Expect tees that: • Make you laugh before you think, • Channel that “I tried” energy like a yellow belt who forgot the belt, • Rage at injustice when necessary (especially in politics)

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You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Tank Top

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea
311 band Three Eleven dice Random Tank Top
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Description: I’m a huge 311 fan, so I had to create something to show my love for the band. Inspired by their song "Random," I reimagined one of my original dice illustrations for this design. Every purchase helps me support 311 through official merch and plenty of Spotify streams.

Tags: 311 album cover, 311 band logo, 311 day, 311 tour, 90s
Shoot to Win Craps – Bubble Craps Tank Top
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Description: Celebrate the thrill of Shoot to Win, the fast-paced electronic version of bubble craps, with this design inspired by one of the casino's most entertaining dice games. Whether you're a seasoned shooter, a dice game enthusiast, or just love the excitement of watching the bubble pop, this design is a fun way to show your passion. Perfect for casino fans, gaming lovers, and anyone who knows there's nothing quite like cheering for a winning roll. Great on shirts, stickers, mugs, phone cases, and more! All proceeds will go directly into Shoot to Win Bubble Craps casino game.

Tags: aruze gaming, bonus craps, casino dice, come bet, dice it up
4th of July Patriotic Typography Design – “4 JULY” American Flag Style Tank Top

Description: Celebrate Independence Day in bold red, white, and blue with this eye-catching “4 JULY” design featuring the iconic American flag pattern. Perfect for fireworks shows, BBQs, parades, family gatherings, and all your Fourth of July festivities. The creative typography combines patriotic stars and stripes into a clean, modern graphic that proudly showcases your American spirit. Whether you're looking for a festive shirt, sticker, mug, or gift, this design is great for veterans, military families, proud Americans, and anyone who loves celebrating the USA. Wear it on Independence Day and show your patriotic pride in style! Features: • Bold “4 JULY” typography design • Classic American flag stars and stripes • Perfect for Independence Day celeb

Tags: 4th of july, american flag, american pride, fireworks, freedom
SPIN – Wheel of Fortune slot machine Tank Top

Description: Wheel of Fortune is a popular casino slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology) that is based on the long-running TV game show. It’s known for its bonus feature, where players get a chance to spin the prize wheel for big jackpots. Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Wheel of Fortune slot machine.

Tags: casino, gamble, gambler, gambling, jackpot
Double Double Diamond slot machine Tank Top

Description: Double Double Diamond is a popular casino slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Double Double Diamond slot machine.

Tags: casino, diamonds, gamble, gambler, gambling
Triple Diamond slot machine Tank Top

Description: Double Diamond is a popular casino slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Double Diamond slot machine.

Tags: casino, diamonds, gamble, gambler, gambling
Double Diamond slot machine Tank Top

Description: Double Diamond is a popular casino slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Double Diamond slot machine.

Tags: casino, diamonds, gamble, gambler, gambling
Double Diamond slot machine Tank Top

Description: Double Diamond is a popular casino slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Double Diamond slot machine.

Tags: casino, diamonds, gamble, gambler, gambling
Vintage Wild Cherry Las Vegas Casino Slot Machine IGT Promo Tank Top
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Description: Wild Cherry is a popular classic reel slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot or Wild Cherry machine.

Tags: casino, final offer, gamble, gambler, gambling
Vintage Wild Cherry Las Vegas Casino Slot Machine IGT Promo Tank Top
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Description: Wild Cherry is a popular classic reel slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot or Wild Cherry machine.

Tags: casino, final offer, gamble, gambler, gambling
Vintage Wild Cherry Las Vegas Casino Slot Machine IGT Promo Tank Top
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Description: Wild Cherry is a popular classic reel slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot or Wild Cherry machine.

Tags: casino, final offer, gamble, gambler, gambling
Top Dollar Tank Top
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Description: Top Dollar is a popular slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). It’s known for its bonus feature, where players get multiple offers from the machine and have to decide whether to take the offer or try again. Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot machine.

Tags: casino, final offer, gamble, gambler, gambling
Double Top Dollar Tank Top
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Description: Double Top Dollar is a popular slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). It’s known for its bonus feature, where players get multiple offers from the machine and have to decide whether to take the offer or try again. Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot machine.

Tags: casino, final offer, gamble, gambler, gambling
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
Yacht Rock Tank Top
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Description: Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts – Smooth Style for Smooth Sailin’ Set sail in style with our Yacht Rock Apparel and Gifts, perfect for fans of soft rock legends like Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Toto, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, and Steely Dan. Whether you're cruising the coast or just chasing that breezy '70s and '80s vibe, our collection brings the smooth sounds of soft rock to life with vintage-inspired t-shirts, retro hats, cozy hoodies, and nautical accessories.

Tags: 70s, 80s, christopher cross, michael mcdonald, music
I Don’t Know KARATE But I Know Crazy Tank Top
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Description: Unleash your wild side with this bold and hilarious design! “I Don’t Know KARATE But I Know Crazy” is perfect for anyone who might not have martial arts skills—but definitely has an unpredictable edge. Featuring a striking mix of edgy typography and chaotic energy, this design captures that “don’t mess with me” vibe in a fun, tongue-in-cheek way. Great for those who love humor with attitude, this piece makes a standout statement on t-shirts, stickers, hoodies, and more. Whether you're the class clown, the unpredictable friend, or just someone who embraces a little madness, this design lets everyone know exactly what they’re dealing with. Perfect for: Fans of sarcastic and bold humor People with a fierce (and funny) personality Unique gift

Tags: bow to your sensei, crazy, dojo, fight, fighter
Upgrayedd Idiocracy Tank Top
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Description: A Pimp’s love is very different than that of a square. We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping".

Tags: brawndo, camacho, double dose, idiocracy, mike judge
Pinball slot machine Tank Top
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Description: Pinball is a popular slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). It’s known for its bonus feature, where players can get up to five pinball shots. So launch those balls! Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot machine.

Tags: casino, gamble, gambler, gambling, jackpot
Top Dollar slot machine Tank Top
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Description: Top Dollar is a popular slot machine from IGT (International Game Technology). It’s known for its bonus feature, where players get multiple offers from the machine and have to decide whether to take the offer or try again. Sport this design to bring luck in the casino! All proceeds will go directly into a Top Dollar or Pinball slot machine.

Tags: casino, final offer, gamble, gambler, gambling
Nazis, I Hate These Guys! Tank Top

Description: Indiana Jones said it best when he said this famous movie quote. There are NOT “very fine people on both sides”. And then he punched Elon Musk and Steve Bannon in the face.

Tags: 8647, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti nazi
The Lying King Trump - No Kings, “We’re not going back!” Tank Top
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Description: Donald Trump strides onto Pride Rock, golden mane comb-over swept back, addressing the kingdom with grand gestures and exaggerated flair. "I’m making the Pridelands great again. Don’t believe the fake news,” he boasts, despite the barren American lands stretching behind him. The hyenas—his loyal MAGA inner circle—and a buzzard named Elon Musk cheer him on, feeding off the deception, while the lionesses and rightful heirs to the throne look on in disbelief. As the truth becomes harder to ignore but the circle of life cannot be fooled forever.

Tags: 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, convicted felon, donald trump
ICE Melt – I.C.E. are Nazis Tank Top
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Description: Rally wear! Here is some propaganda political protest art to fight fascism, authoritarianism and oligarchy while you quietly go about your day. Resist and rebel! ICE operates without due process, often in violation of constitutional protections. Its actions bypass established legal procedures—carried out without warrants, without presenting evidence in a court of law, and outside the bounds of our legal system. They mistreat and terrorize detainees. They’re not ‘just doing their job’—they’re choosing to uphold a system of injustice. Following orders isn’t an excuse. They have the freedom to quit, to refuse, to stand on the right side of history.

Tags: abolish ice, alex pretti, anti ice, border patrol, fck ice
Master Comics #33 destroying fascism like ICE Tank Top
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Description: Master Comics #33 destroying fascism like ICE A bold tribute to resistance, courage, and standing up to tyranny. Inspired by powerful World War II–era imagery, this design captures the moment when oppression is confronted head-on and crushed. It channels the raw energy of a time when art was unapologetically political—when heroes weren’t just symbols of strength, but of moral clarity. The imagery evokes defiance against fascism, authoritarianism, and hate, transforming propaganda-era visuals into a timeless statement of resistance. This piece isn’t about nostalgia for the past—it’s about the lesson it still teaches: fascism is meant to be challenged, dismantled, and defeated. Whether worn as a personal statement or display

Tags: activist art, anti authoritarian, anti fascist, fight fascism, historical resistance
rage against racism Tank Top
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Description: Rally wear! Here is some propaganda political protest art to fight fascism, authoritarianism and oligarchy while you quietly go about your day. Resist and rebel! Everyone should rage against racism!

Tags: abolitionist, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racist, anti trump
What’s the haps on the craps Tank Top
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Description: Ready to roll the dice on style and attitude? This “What’s the Haps on the Craps” design brings together two of my greatest joys in life: the smooth swagger of classic rap and the pure adrenaline rush of yelling “come on, lucky seven!”

Tags: 90s hip hop, casino, dice shooting, gambler, gambling
Vote retro Tank Top

Description: Voting is an imperative civic duty, and it should be required. Even if you have the option of None of the above. Australia requires everyone to vote. They’ve been doing since 1924. 20 other countries also have compulsory voting laws. “Equating in kind to similar civil responsibilities such as taxation, jury duty, compulsory education or military service, voting in these democracies is regarded as one of the "duties to community" mentioned in the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights.”

Tags: 70s, america, democrat, election, political
Pho King Donald Tank Top
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Description: Rally wear! Here is some propaganda political protest art to fight fascism and oligarchy while you quietly go about your day. I’m a big fan of the U.S. Constitution and of history so I don’t think anyone should be above the law, especially our president. America has been king free since July 4, 1776, so let’s keep it that way.

Tags: anti maga, anti monarch, anti trump, authoritarian, fascist
Alt Right Delete Tank Top
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Description: Rally wear! Here is some propaganda political protest art to fight fascism and oligarchy while you quietly go about your day.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti maga, anti nazi, anti racism
POPPA BEEN SMOOTH SINCE DAYS OF UNDEROOS Tank Top
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Description: Underoos were cool

Tags: 80s, 90s, band, east coast, east coast hip hop
You Have Died From Not Being Vaccinated Tank Top

Description: The Oregon Trail: Anti-Vax Edition Robert F. Kennedy Jr. set off on the Oregon Trail with his party, a group of like-minded individuals who believed fresh air, raw milk, and positive thinking could ward off disease better than any so-called "science." Things started off well enough. The oxen were strong, the wagon packed with organic, non-GMO rations, and morale was high. That is, until Joe Rogan developed a strange rash. "Don't worry," Robert assured the group. "It's probably just a mild detox reaction from the chemtrails in the air." By the next day, Rogan was covered in red spots. Then, Donald Trump started coughing. Soon, half the wagon party was either shivering with fever or scratching themselves furiously.

Tags: anti vaxxer, bird flu, cdc, coronavirus, covid 19

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