abrushwithhumor

Description: Benny loves to play and chase his ball but after a few hours on the lawn with you there's nothing he likes better than a dry martini. Stirred, not shaken.

Description: Sam loves a nice Grenache and sometimes over does it. This causes his eyes to cross even more than usual. Totally worth it.

Description: Lucy is a fine Scottish Terrier and loves nothing more than a 'wee dram' of single malt. Unfortunately, her mom only drinks white wine.

Description: Quincy loves James Bond films and he prefers his dry martinis shaken, not stirred.

Description: Peetie means well but he's clumsy and full of energy. When left alone in the house for too long... pit happens!

Description: Buddy is an awesome dog and is very attached to his teddy. He wants to get teddy registered as a companion animal so they'll never be separated.

Description: Haygood is a good boy. Until he's had a few beers. Then his name changes to "Hey dog, stop that!"

Description: Pookie looks like a trouble maker but he's afraid of his own shadow. Teddy makes him feel safe so he keeps it close.

Description: Bonker's a true Bostonian and spends most of his time hanging out around Faneuil Hall.

Description: Mazie loves Jessie's teddy bear but she won't give it up. Mazie's holding the tennis ball hostage in hopes of a trade one day.

Description: Buster's a big kid at heart and the dearest thing to his heart is the Teddy Bear he's had since he was a pup.

Description: Jessie loves her teddy more than anything. Even more than you. Get over it already.

Description: Simon does not approve of beer or wine. His favorite beverage is hot cocoa - with a little brandy. Don't judge...

Description: Milo likes wine but it puts him to sleep. He'd rather stay up all night reading books so he only parties on the weekends.

Description: The first Mermutt. Taste and style, she has it all.

Description: Shelby tells her mermutt pals she is drinking Chablis but it's really grape juice. She does not trust her self control when she drinks wine.

Description: Pixie suffers from an anxiety disorder which makes her pee when she meets someone new. Wine helps her deal with the problem - she still pees but wine makes her care less about it.

Description: Monday is alway happy, even on Mondays. Her key to starting the week off right? A chilled glass of Chardonnay for breakfast.

Description: Carson loves dog biscuits and red wine. Together. I know it sounds terrible but Carson says it is an acquired taste.

Description: Sidney loves red wine but it stains his fur pink so he prefers to drink it through a straw. This makes the wine go straight to his head but he quite likes the buzz.

Description: Fred works the clean-up patrol. There's not a dinner plate, glass, or lasagna pan that's too much for him to handle. His favorite clean up happens during football games when his human gets distracted and that half empty beer mug calls his name.

Description: Dixie is a fine southern dog who enjoys a glass of fine champagne most afternoons. She's a stickler for not drinking before 5 pm but she doesn't own a watch and can't tell time so if she's drinking, it's after 5.

Description: Tilly has a nose for wine and only drinks the best Chardonnay. Offer her an inferior Sauvignon Blanc and she'll turn up her nose. She'll still drink it of course, she'll just do it with her nose in the air.

Description: Rock and roll mermutt.

Description: Winston enjoys a fine glass of Port after dinner each night. He also likes cigars but his Mom won't let him smoke in the house.

Description: Abby is a Westie with a taste for west coast wines. She's saving for a trip to Napa Valley one day.

Description: Oswald is a loyal body guard 23 hours a day. The other hour he drinks a good German pilsner and does not want to be bothered.

Description: Carla love Pinot Grigio. Her last litter of kittens is a direct result of this love. She must learn to say no to that second, third, and sixth glass.

Description: Spanky was drinking red wine before it was cool. He go the hipster glasses to help with his blurred vision that resulted from the red wine. They do not help a bit but they look damn good.

Description: Friday is full of energy and eager to have you taste the new Chardonnay she picked up at Costco.

Description: Truman prefers rose but his wine drinking friends laugh at him. He'll settle for a Pinot noir with a few ice cubes.

Description: Chester loves hanging out on the beach sporting his Hawaiian shirt and sipping a chilled Syrah. He's a chick magnet and he knows it.

Description: Skip and Buster do not drink wine but they are very fond of beer. They've been known to spend hours at the bar talking about the girls they've loved and the bones they've buried.

Description: The other dogs think Sandy is a snob because he likes champagne. He only drinks it because the bubbles tickle his nose.