Ace of Hearts

Redefining the skyline and the punchline! 'Attack Helicopter' is out; I'm the narrative that soars beyond gender norms. Transcending, transforming, and trailblazing with every laugh. I'm not just a statement—I'm an everlasting revolution in the making.

She’s the architect of chaos, the mastermind behind mayhem. When she enters a room, the furniture trembles, and the cat files for emotional distress. Her hobbies include rearranging the universe and misplacing car keys. I’m just a humble apprentice, learning the ropes of bitchiness. So, buckle your seatbelt, because our family gatherings are like a rollercoaster through a fireworks factory!

In the game of growth, every move counts. United, we sprint towards transformation. Change isn't a solo run; it's a relay race. Pass the baton, let's shape the future together!

Roar-some love for Mum! This dino-mite scribble says it all: I love my Mum more than the biggest, coolest dinosaurs! Perfect for little ones with hearts as big as a T-Rex!

Empower change, embrace action. DEEDS NOT WORDS—the rallying cry that echoes through time, from the streets of history to the canvas of today. Stand up, speak out, and let your actions roar louder than ever. It’s more than a motto; it’s a movement. Join the legacy, be the force behind the fist!

One day...

Crave the secret? Savor the mystery with every slice. The ‘Illuminati Pizza’ knows you, sees you, and delivers the ultimate taste revelation. WE KNOW YOUR ORDER—and it’s deliciously conspiratorial.

Embrace the vibe, ride the wave. California Sober - where the spirit is high and the mind is clear. 🍃

Are you ready to spice up your life? Add some extra heat to your style. Whether you're a fan of neuroscience, spicy food, or both, this design is perfect for you

Rubber duckie, you're the one...

#dealwithit #arolife

Sometimes it really is a good thing kids are cute...

I identify as a threat

And it all adds up...end trans genocide

the current New Zealand govt is full of people with the same ideas that ran this country into the ground in the 2000s. Say NO MORE

A tauiwi is a white person who appreciates and respects Maori culture. New Zealand's government is looking to erase this culture and homogenise the country.

Heterophobic. Plain and simple.

You're soft and cute and cozy, you're friend shaped and that's awesome. Give someone a hug

Feeling fresh and spring-y!

Let everybody know you're the main character, so there's no doubt

All in a day's work

Bread is amazing

nectar of the gods ☕

There's very few things that salt can't improve

Just let me sleep

Life is a mess, and so are you

You're not queer, but your friends are and you wholly support them!

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Cats have a primary human and a spare human or two. You're good enough as a stopgap when primary human is gone, but don't expect too much!

Some people have emotional support animals. Some have humans

Celibate, but stupid

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it me! 🤤

“Never judge a potato by its skin. One day, it will be french fries.” ― Ian Wilson

"Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound." - Helena Christensen

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