I'm not fat husky

For anyone who knows someone with a tough job!

... is a woman trying not to roll her eyes.

I'm sexy and I nose it

Retro woman in pin-up style with caption: My natural hair color is shut your fat mouth

A day without wine is like...

Cute drawing of a rainbow unicorn doing yoga with a funny caption that says, "Inhale the joy. Exhale the bullshit."

Funny vintage retro product with image of man sitting next to a bear with the caption: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.

Cute drawing of a rainbow unicorn doing yoga with funny caption: It's called yoga because "stretching" sounds lame.

Make America Laugh Again

Funny vintage black and white image of woman applying lipstick with the caption: If you don't have anything nice to say, there's a good chance you're thriving online.

Funny vintage black and white image of two best friends with the caption: Girls just wanna have fun, and nice handbags, and equal pay.

Funny vintage image of loving couple sharing a drink with two straws with the caption: Studies show women have happier relationships when their partners aren't massive douchebags.

Funny black and white image of woman drinking alcohol with the caption: I bet whoever invented alcohol had kids.

Funny vintage black and white image of a woman talking to a butler with the caption: How

Funny vintage image of woman smoking cigarette with the caption: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

Funny vintage image of women at a party with the caption: You know what else is gluten-free at this party, Francine? The door.

Funny vintage woman in bed with the caption: A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

Funny vintage image of woman holding her dog with the caption: Sometimes my dog looks at me like "Seriously, lady, get it together."

Retro vintage image of two best friends at a bar with the caption: We go together like drunk and disorderly.